Oh Queefies.
Crissy’s posts of late seem to be about death and she’s not sure what that means but it keeps coming up and so she writes about it. First it was Guilt Fish and then David and now Alex Edge. Alex was a Queef and he recently died of a heroin overdose.
Here is what he said about Mister and Crissy and Crissy didn’t know he was a Queef until this morning when Mister told her all about him and she feels sad now because she never got a chance to return the love and admire his pictures.
Ken is pretty much my hero. He has a pretty rad blog, and his wife, besides being totally fucking hot, is the “Queen of fucking Everything”. So like Marisa, I’m trying to mimic him – I’m currently looking for some sort of royalty to wife up, but I’m not finding anything really comparable. I mean, how am I gonna compare “Princess of some tiny little province/region” to someone who rules “Everything”?
Besides being royal consort, Ken seems to like to take weird blurry abstract kinda pictures that make your eyes hurt and your brain wonder WTF you’re actually looking at. At least lately. Everyone viewing his photostream is wondering when he’s gonna move past this artsy phase and get back to his real strength – naked pictures of the wifey!
Shit. This testimonial was supposed to be about Ken, but I really feel like it ended up being more about Krissy. Oops. I’m gonna have to try to remember the other reasons why Ken is awesome and then come back to this.
Meanwhile, go directly to album labeled “Kristen”.
Don’t do drugs, Queefs. Crissy does not want you to die.
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RIP, Alex.
In addition to being a talented photographer, Alex was also an avid sportbike enthusiast. He once wrote (on trackjunkiez.com), “the acceleration of the big fours is like a drug to us — and like any addiction, it can lead to disastrous consequences, ranging from the mild disapproval of family and friends (common to most motorcycle riders), to the sportbiker’s equivalent of an overdose.” For those of us who think the “big fours” might have something to do with college basketball but aren’t sure what, drugs are our only way to win the mild disapproval of family and friends.
Just saying.
The QOFE will need to post a link to Alex’s photo album.
Also, when will Mister get back to more naked pictures of the wifey? When?!?
stoogepie’s last blog post… Stoogepiety: The Stoogepie Story
Stoogie- As soon as we find that maidlaundressnannywhore to take care of shit around this place. I meant to put a link…I’ll do it in a sec.
his flickr account is here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/edgephoto/
and his myspace blog:
http://blogs.myspace.com/alexedge
R.I.P., Alex…
Zan’s last blog post… A Couple (Few) Things…
Such sad news. My deepest sympathies to his family and friends.
Akilah Sakai’s last blog post… I’m Accepting Gifts
How very sad. Talented and young and now gone…
This is why MsDarkstar worries about her blogosphere friends who allude to drug use… I have precious few friends to begin with and I don’t want to lose them.
I’ve decided that rather than fight it, I should just embrace the opportunity to tear up at work every day.
RIP, Alex.
::HUGS:: for Crissy (and Mister)
MsDarkstar’s last blog post… Sleepblogging
That’s really sad. I’m sorry to hear that. Just say no, it’s true.
Melissa Lion’s last blog post… Your Vagina is Not a Mangy Pit Bull
I never know what to say when I hear/read such sad news. This is so sad. Thanks for linking to his flickr account.
Dingo’s last blog post… Dingo’s Gambit
i’m so sorry, crissy & crissy’s pimp. and alex’s family and friends.
alice’s last blog post… TMI Thursday – thanks, textsfromlastnight.com!
Can this death be classified as a Royal Bummer? Very sad.
SoMi’s Nilsa’s last blog post… Anti-Blog
So, so sad. I’m so sad for Alex’s family, friends, and the Crissy’s too.
chickenlips’s last blog post… beach
I fear that people I know in person and now on the internet – will die. It is irrational, yes. Understandable? I hope so. Please – if you have a drug or alcohol problem and don’t know what to do, email me. I’ve been there, done that and today, I finally don’t want to die. For what it’s worth. There you go. Don’t die.
k8’s last blog post… I Am Auntie