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	<title>Comments on: Everybody wants a piece of Crissy OR An emo post about Crissy feeling like a dishrag and getting no sympathy</title>
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		<title>By: Ulga</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/07/30/everybody-wants-a-piece-of-crissy-or-an-emo-post/#comment-12000</link>
		<dc:creator>Ulga</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the awesome post, it helped me out a lot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the awesome post, it helped me out a lot.</p>
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		<title>By: Aggie</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/07/30/everybody-wants-a-piece-of-crissy-or-an-emo-post/#comment-10495</link>
		<dc:creator>Aggie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alcohol used to bring on the Sexy Time feeling. Now it makes me sleep. My younger (of 2) is 3, and I can count on one hand the amount of times my nether region has had any action this year. I feel for ya...I&#039;d rather be reading blogs than having sex...hey, here I am!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alcohol used to bring on the Sexy Time feeling. Now it makes me sleep. My younger (of 2) is 3, and I can count on one hand the amount of times my nether region has had any action this year. I feel for ya&#8230;I&#8217;d rather be reading blogs than having sex&#8230;hey, here I am!</p>
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		<title>By: Melissa Lion</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/07/30/everybody-wants-a-piece-of-crissy-or-an-emo-post/#comment-10483</link>
		<dc:creator>Melissa Lion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I sometimes say to Archie. Don&#039;t touch me. Please don&#039;t touch me. 

I&#039;m a good parent.
.-= Melissa Lion&#039;s last blog post... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.melissalion.com/2009/07/womens-conference/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Women’s Conference&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I sometimes say to Archie. Don&#8217;t touch me. Please don&#8217;t touch me. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m a good parent.<br />
<span class="cluv"> Melissa Lion&#8217;s last blog post&#8230; <a href="http://www.melissalion.com/2009/07/womens-conference/">Women’s Conference</a> </span></p>
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		<title>By: Colleen</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/07/30/everybody-wants-a-piece-of-crissy-or-an-emo-post/#comment-10469</link>
		<dc:creator>Colleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, I am so sorry :(  it sucks so bad when you feel pulled in so many different directions, and when you feel guilty for wanting to take some solitude for yourself.  I have sooo been there.  Plus, I think that doctors are LYING when they say that eating right and excercising makes you skinny! I have YET to see MY results and I get soo frustrated!  Hang in there....and cheer up! You could live in Arizona where I am and be HOPING and WISHING and PRAYING for rain to break up the monotony of days and days baking in the never ending sunshine.  Hey, come to think of it....want to trade houses for a week??? Ha ha!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I am so sorry <img src='http://crissyspage.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />   it sucks so bad when you feel pulled in so many different directions, and when you feel guilty for wanting to take some solitude for yourself.  I have sooo been there.  Plus, I think that doctors are LYING when they say that eating right and excercising makes you skinny! I have YET to see MY results and I get soo frustrated!  Hang in there&#8230;.and cheer up! You could live in Arizona where I am and be HOPING and WISHING and PRAYING for rain to break up the monotony of days and days baking in the never ending sunshine.  Hey, come to think of it&#8230;.want to trade houses for a week??? Ha ha!!</p>
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		<title>By: Zan</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/07/30/everybody-wants-a-piece-of-crissy-or-an-emo-post/#comment-10468</link>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The offer is still open...
.-= Zan&#039;s last blog post... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.therapyiseffinexpensive.com/2009/07/tmi-thursday-or-why-jagermeister-is.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;TMI Thursday, or Why Jagermeister is the Devil&#039;s Kool-Aid&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The offer is still open&#8230;<br />
<span class="cluv"> Zan&#8217;s last blog post&#8230; <a href="http://www.therapyiseffinexpensive.com/2009/07/tmi-thursday-or-why-jagermeister-is.html">TMI Thursday, or Why Jagermeister is the Devil&#8217;s Kool-Aid</a> </span></p>
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		<title>By: SaskieMom</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/07/30/everybody-wants-a-piece-of-crissy-or-an-emo-post/#comment-10467</link>
		<dc:creator>SaskieMom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, you finally lured me out of lurking. I&#039;m a loyal follower, who is too lazy to pop out of the woodwork.

As a fellow mother (of 3 girls) I just wanted to say DON&#039;T feel guilty or pressured my Mister.  My own Mister may never get any again, and I&#039;m fairly guilt free...  Maybe when the kids grow up and there is time to feel human again!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, you finally lured me out of lurking. I&#8217;m a loyal follower, who is too lazy to pop out of the woodwork.</p>
<p>As a fellow mother (of 3 girls) I just wanted to say DON&#8217;T feel guilty or pressured my Mister.  My own Mister may never get any again, and I&#8217;m fairly guilt free&#8230;  Maybe when the kids grow up and there is time to feel human again!!</p>
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		<title>By: Annabelle</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/07/30/everybody-wants-a-piece-of-crissy-or-an-emo-post/#comment-10466</link>
		<dc:creator>Annabelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the yoga, the sleep and being awesome were supposed to be in the KEEP list and the cleaning, and the sexytime were on the POSTPONE list.

I&#039;ll beat my secretary.....that&#039;s what happens when you hire pro football players to be PA&#039;s during the off-season....
He&#039;ll get a spanking good....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the yoga, the sleep and being awesome were supposed to be in the KEEP list and the cleaning, and the sexytime were on the POSTPONE list.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll beat my secretary&#8230;..that&#8217;s what happens when you hire pro football players to be PA&#8217;s during the off-season&#8230;.<br />
He&#8217;ll get a spanking good&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Annabelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annabelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>--WHAT DOES THE QOFE HAVE IN COMMON WITH HELEN REDDY?--
 When I was little I remember my mother would, on occasion, listen to Helen Reddy records while doing some chores.  Now that I am a mother I read your posts, as often as possible, while drinking some wine.  What is the point of this comparison, you ask? Just this: you help people through their day.  Pretty cool, I think. And you do it out of the goodness of your heart-or your sense of noblesse oblige.  Either way you do a great thing-for Girlfriend, Homeslice, the Pimp, all your Queefs...give yourself the same gift you give us!  Remember that you rock!
       KEEP:               POSTPONE:
     the yoga           the cleaning    
     the sleep         the sexytime (sorry Pimp)
    being awesome
       LOSE:
     the guilt</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8211;WHAT DOES THE QOFE HAVE IN COMMON WITH HELEN REDDY?&#8211;<br />
 When I was little I remember my mother would, on occasion, listen to Helen Reddy records while doing some chores.  Now that I am a mother I read your posts, as often as possible, while drinking some wine.  What is the point of this comparison, you ask? Just this: you help people through their day.  Pretty cool, I think. And you do it out of the goodness of your heart-or your sense of noblesse oblige.  Either way you do a great thing-for Girlfriend, Homeslice, the Pimp, all your Queefs&#8230;give yourself the same gift you give us!  Remember that you rock!<br />
       KEEP:               POSTPONE:<br />
     the yoga           the cleaning<br />
     the sleep         the sexytime (sorry Pimp)<br />
    being awesome<br />
       LOSE:<br />
     the guilt</p>
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		<title>By: Lisavol</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lisavol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I remember those days. They were rough. Luckily I had a c-section and couldn&#039;t have sex for 6 weeks. Or was that driving? Oh, well, I figure if I couldn&#039;t drive I sure as hell couldn&#039;t have sex!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember those days. They were rough. Luckily I had a c-section and couldn&#8217;t have sex for 6 weeks. Or was that driving? Oh, well, I figure if I couldn&#8217;t drive I sure as hell couldn&#8217;t have sex!</p>
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sorry I haven&#039;t commented in such a long time. I don&#039;t have little ones, and they&#039;re not really one of my interests don&#039;t you know, and it&#039;s a very good thing, since I haven&#039;t had sex in two years. So there&#039;s not much shared experience in the kid department, but I know you&#039;ll feel like Sexy Time again sooner or later, since that&#039;s how Homeslice came into being post-Girlfriend. So, yes, there&#039;s hard physical evidence that there will be more Sexy Time. Meanwhile, I&#039;m sorry about the weather......my father in Boston has been complaining. I&#039;m also sorry about the Tired, and hope you feel better soon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry I haven&#8217;t commented in such a long time. I don&#8217;t have little ones, and they&#8217;re not really one of my interests don&#8217;t you know, and it&#8217;s a very good thing, since I haven&#8217;t had sex in two years. So there&#8217;s not much shared experience in the kid department, but I know you&#8217;ll feel like Sexy Time again sooner or later, since that&#8217;s how Homeslice came into being post-Girlfriend. So, yes, there&#8217;s hard physical evidence that there will be more Sexy Time. Meanwhile, I&#8217;m sorry about the weather&#8230;&#8230;my father in Boston has been complaining. I&#8217;m also sorry about the Tired, and hope you feel better soon.</p>
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