Crissy is not feeling very fun today Queefies.
It’s cloudy and rainy again just like every day and Crissy cleans the house every day and comes down in the morning and somehow some naughty little house elves have fucked the place up while Crissy slept and Crissy weighed herself and she actually gained weight even though she’s been kicking her own ass every chance she gets and she’s even sitting here right now with her protein water and her not one but TWO sports bras on in preparation for another hour of effort for nothing and also Mister is sulking because he’s mad at Crissy because she does not want to do the Sexy Time and no matter what Crissy’s intentions are throughout the day and no matter how she caffeinates herself, by the time Girlfriend is in bed and Homeslice is finally quiet for at least part of the night, all Crissy wants is to sit quietly and for nobody to touch her or demand anything from her.
Crissy is doing her best and failing at making everyone happy and so she’s feeling all used up, Queefies.
And so she’s all Emo today.
That Mattress Slut really would come in handy about now…
Somebody get Crissy a Mattress Slut so Crissy won’t have to feel guilty for sleeping.