Crissy tried to do too many things this morning like laundry, dishes, trash emptying and kitty box cleaning before she wrote for her blog and did her Biggest Loser Cardio workout and now Homeslice is demanding boobage and so Crissy is forced to go and feed Homeslice and choose only one of her two selfish activities to do before Mister goes to work and so she’s choosing her workout over writing to all her loyal Queefies about hilarious encounters with Italian Studs at the grocery store and with Crazy Bat-Shit Ladies in the bathroom at Saver’s but don’t worry.
Crissy will try again tomorrow with her superwoman routine and see if we do better. She’s just going to have to start getting up at 4am so she can fit it all in.
Crissy is going to insist her picture be taken from this angle from now on because if we can do that then maybe she won’t have to do her workouts anymore and she will have more time to write to the Queefies and also she can just eat ice cream every day because that would be awesome.
- Abby Normal
- Jenny McCarthy will rue the day she laughs at Crissy’s low knee situation!
- Talk fast, pimp slow.
- They may or may not take Homeslice away from us today
- Nobody had to cut a bitch, but it was smelly