Isn’t Mister the cutest in his new sunglasses? They’re Rocawear or something like that which Cya informed Crissy is what all The Homies are wearing and Crissy just shops at Target and so she doesn’t know a lot about The Homies but she worries that him wearing these glasses is sort of like walking around wearing a FUBU shirt and looking like a total fucking jackass but he still looks hot even if Jay-Z is totally going to kick his ass for stealing his sunglasses.
Or maybe Jay-Z will just want to make Sexy Time with Mister cuz he’s totally fuckable but sadly Crissy has no interest in Sexy Time whatsoever and so Mister just follows her around and is all octopussy around her and stuff but Crissy is just like “Get OFF ME!” and stuff so are there
Any volunteers?
He likes it when you smack him in the ass and call him a nasty little slut blow jobs and a little back door action.
Interested parties should fill in the form below.
PS: He’d probably even consider the boys at this point because it’s only skin after all…
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July 17th, 2009 at 7:18 AM
Poor Mister. I’ll do it. Just this one time. And only because he needs it so bad.
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July 17th, 2009 at 7:36 AM
i’d fuck me.
wait. i guess i do that already, in the basement.
where’s my damned wife??
July 17th, 2009 at 7:37 AM
Put your money where your mouth is, mister.
Or something like that.
July 17th, 2009 at 7:42 AM
If Jay-Z kicks Mister’s ass, it’s likely for the shirt he’s wearing, not the shades.
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July 17th, 2009 at 8:06 AM
I can’t see the picture at work, but I have seen enough pictures to know that I am willing to help you out, Mister. I mean, with my hub’s and Crissy’s permission and all. And? bonus for you - I’ve got those nice round pregnancy boobies and they don’t hurt any more.
Afterwards, we can all go out for ice cream.
July 17th, 2009 at 8:50 AM
I need to know where Mister got his shirt so I can get one for the Boyfriend.
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July 17th, 2009 at 10:33 AM
Wow! Mister is totally hot! Where is the volunteer list? You are one lucky woman. Mister is handy around the house (in more ways than one), he takes great pictures, he makes beautiful babies, and he is a hottie! I would think twice about sharing him. I would at least make some money with the deal.
July 17th, 2009 at 10:51 AM
poor mister and his octopussy hands. that visual is both hysterical and alarming.
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July 17th, 2009 at 11:17 AM
“i’d fuck me.”
Haaa! Mister, remember that crazy dude in “Silence of the Lambs” said that shit while dancing around his dungeon dressed like a woman? He even tucked his junk in!
Crissy, the brand doesn’t matter since Mistr looks hot in those shades. I bet when your lady essentials are primed and ready, you’re gonna ask him to put them on.
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July 17th, 2009 at 1:01 PM
I’m actually quite surprised at the lack of comments on this subject. I’m assuming everyone is so busy drooling that they can’t type properly.
July 17th, 2009 at 1:11 PM
Not without a damn reach-around this time. Lazy bastard.
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July 17th, 2009 at 3:08 PM
hahahahahahahaha
wow
No fanks
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July 17th, 2009 at 3:12 PM
SIGN ME UP! Is there a waiting list? I can wait.
July 17th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
Woo-hoo! Does Mister like ethnic women?
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July 17th, 2009 at 5:09 PM
This is the best blog giveaway I’ve seen today!
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July 17th, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Since the gun is loaded and registered to another user, I’m gonna have to pass.
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July 21st, 2009 at 8:47 PM
This is what that picture of Mister reminds me of. He might be able to help Mister out.
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:56 AM
hey.
i will admit to being a pimp.
i will also admit to having a metrosexual tendency for SOME things.
i will also admit to being called gay bait by more than one person
but i’m not a “gay pimp!”