So there Crissy was, minding her own business and doing a little shopping at Kohl’s with Homeslice whilst Girlfriend was at summer camp for the morning, when Homeslice started working herself into a fuss. She was hungry and Crissy thought that was very, very rude indeed because it was not on the pre-approved, negotiated feeding schedule.
Anyrudebaby, to shut Homeslice up, Crissy decided to feed her in the dressing room at Kohl’s instead of leaving and going out to the car because it is rather frowned upon to feed a baby in public around here and so Crissy walked through the store just grabbing stuff as she went so it would look like she was really going to try stuff on and not whip out her tits in there because heaven forbid someone expose a tit even in a dressing room. And while Crissy was in there some other ladies came in and it was very, very, very quiet except of course for the occasional zipper sound and Homeslice’s super loud SLURP! SLURP! SLURPING which probably sounded weird and Crissy tried to make her more quiet but that’s totally impossible as it turns out and the ladies must have been wondering what the hell was going on in that handicapped dressing room when it happened.
Homeslice filled her diaper in a rather dramatic and thunderous fashion and it echoed through the dressing room. Zippers stopped mid-zip, try on projects were aborted and people left the dressing room.
Crissy is not even kidding you.
And poor Crissy was standing there with Homeslice looking very proud of herself with milk dripping off her chin and a nice full diaper.
Crissy did not know what to do.
Should she change the diaper in the dressing room? Should she go to the ladies room? Should she just pay for her stuff and get the hell out of the store?
Get out of the store because sometimes the smart thing to do is just run away.
And so Crissy and Homeslice ran away but not before paying for the adorable outfit with the bunnies on it.
That was for Homeslice.
Crissy likes things with kitties on it for herself.
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