Comments on: Crissyshack: Version ‘09

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:21:13 +0000

i’ve been marking the fenceline for a while now.

hell i even piss down his hole.

he doesn’t seem to mind it.

By: MsDarkstar

MsDarkstar — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:00:05 +0000

As satisfying as it would be to bust a cap in Frank’s ass, I think that maybe a looped audio recording of Homeslice and/or Girlfriend crying might take care of the problem. Maybe Mister could go out and “mark” the garden, as well….
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By: Christian

Christian — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:44:30 +0000

If you’re gonna blast Frank just make sure he’s not connected down Providence.
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By: John

John — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:03:40 +0000

Since you live in New England there must be some mafia around. Contact them and have them make Frank an offer he can’t refuse. Maybe they can even put a horse head near his den. He’ll get the message.

By: Daisee579

Daisee579 — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:27:25 +0000

I almost cried a little for you this morning. My husband had the weather channel on and they were doing a story about all the rain in the NE. Said you might get a little sun in the morning, but it would rain and be chilly the rest of the day. I was originally going to be mad at you because we’re getting nothing but rain starting tomorrow for like a week and I thought you sent it to me. But when I saw that you’re getting even more rain today and stuff, I stopped being mad and started being sad. For both of us.

By: CuppyCakes

CuppyCakes — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:31:42 +0000

maybe he’s out making crop circles in some nearby field because of the opium. We had kangaroos do that here not so long ago. Eat The Poppies and then bounce around on a trip and make intricate patterns in the fields.
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By: Dingo

Dingo — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:08:52 +0000

Have you all gone mad?! You can’t kill Frank. Where’s your compassion. He’s obviously got an opium addiction. Instead of killing him, you should stage in intervention.
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By: Maxie

Maxie — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:35:44 +0000

Let’s murder this beast.

I just wanted to say murder.
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By: joeinvegas

joeinvegas — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:33:09 +0000

Most cities or counties have a department of pest control that will lend you a live capture trap. We’ve gotten them in San Diego and here in Vegas. The guy you get it from will tell you what bait to use for Frank. Keep trying, first few nights you’ll probably get neighborhood cats, but eventually Frank will be in there. Drive him FAR away – more miles the better. Then let him out. It’s usually illegal to release them, but OK to trap them (I didn’t write the laws) but just don’t tell the trap guys.
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By: Sandy

Sandy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:19:43 +0000

That photograph is so beautiful it makes my mouth water (I tend to have inappropriate reactions like that).
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