Comments on: Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/ Queen of F*cking Everything Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:42:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: kendra http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/#comment-10100 kendra Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:47:08 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2900#comment-10100 He who shall not be named who was totally wrecked on rum-punch, tried to lock me out on the balcony of the cruise ship. Why? because I wouldnt let him have my salad dressisng for his pizza? Huh? I needed it for my salad! Funny thing is.... the door didnt lock and he proceeded to pass out right after the incident. Lol! What a tool. He who shall not be named who was totally wrecked on rum-punch, tried to lock me out on the balcony of the cruise ship. Why? because I wouldnt let him have my salad dressisng for his pizza? Huh? I needed it for my salad! Funny thing is…. the door didnt lock and he proceeded to pass out right after the incident. Lol! What a tool.

]]> By: Toe http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/#comment-10042 Toe Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:25:31 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2900#comment-10042 As Antelope stated above, I too am the "truth" Party Asshole. Want to know anything about anyone and my opinion of them and it I will gladly and loudly tell you when in Party Asshole state. I've been banned from the Hubs's company gatherings due to this. As Antelope stated above, I too am the “truth” Party Asshole. Want to know anything about anyone and my opinion of them and it I will gladly and loudly tell you when in Party Asshole state. I’ve been banned from the Hubs’s company gatherings due to this.

]]> By: Erin http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/#comment-10026 Erin Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:09:29 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2900#comment-10026 Oh god I have been the party asshole several times. Most recently it involved me getting kicked out of the club, no on knew where I was at. I called a friend eleventy billion times and made him leave his own party to come get me and then ended up not going with him. Apparently the first call he got came from some gay guy who found me outside with my face all busted up ( I still don't know how it got like that) I woke up a on my friends couch with a throbbing nose. I hid for like a week. Oh god I have been the party asshole several times. Most recently it involved me getting kicked out of the club, no on knew where I was at. I called a friend eleventy billion times and made him leave his own party to come get me and then ended up not going with him. Apparently the first call he got came from some gay guy who found me outside with my face all busted up ( I still don’t know how it got like that) I woke up a on my friends couch with a throbbing nose. I hid for like a week.

]]> By: stoogepie http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/#comment-10009 stoogepie Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:12:32 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2900#comment-10009 Happy Almost Burfday, QOFE! It must be so sweet to drink again! I can't top any of your stories though I have been the party asshole many, many times. Just one example: I was at a party not too long ago where I complained loudly about the food, then had a few drinks, and then had lots of food delivered. .-= stoogepie´s last blog ..<a href="http://www.stoogepie.com/index.php/stooge/more/great_stories_of_the_bible_3/" rel="nofollow">Great Stories of the Bible 3</a> =-. Happy Almost Burfday, QOFE!

It must be so sweet to drink again!

I can’t top any of your stories though I have been the party asshole many, many times. Just one example: I was at a party not too long ago where I complained loudly about the food, then had a few drinks, and then had lots of food delivered.
stoogepie´s last blog ..Great Stories of the Bible 3

]]> By: Kelly http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/#comment-10008 Kelly Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:30:04 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2900#comment-10008 Um, I think I'm party asshole. Always. .-= Kelly´s last blog ..<a href="http://punkybean.blogspot.com/2009/06/crazy-kellys-everything-must-go.html" rel="nofollow">Crazy Kelly's - Everything Must Go!</a> =-. Um, I think I’m party asshole. Always.
Kelly´s last blog ..Crazy Kelly’s – Everything Must Go!

]]> By: Emmz http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/#comment-10007 Emmz Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:41:19 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2900#comment-10007 Hmmm party arsehole much?! - There is the sneaky vomit after tooo much tequila in a bar "sneaky except for the vomit breath"....regurgitate much? - The midnight swim at a surf beach in pitch black and loosing (briefly) a fellow swimmer, freaking out and hysterical. - The raunchy (or not) dancing with fellow P.A trying to act like the hot lesbians we aren't - to drive the men wild you see?! - Or my friend the P.A who passed out on my knee in a bar snoring softly and would not budge, as i tried to move her she developed a vice like grip on my leg - I was anchored and had to call for more vodka from the still mobile people! 1.5 hours later I poured her into a taxi.... Enjoy your night out, take the P.A reigns - after all you've had nine months(ish) off it is your turn! .-= Emmz´s last blog ..<a href="http://emmzbeenthinking.blogspot.com/2009/06/small-things.html" rel="nofollow">Small Things . . .</a> =-. Hmmm party arsehole much?!
- There is the sneaky vomit after tooo much tequila in a bar “sneaky except for the vomit breath”….regurgitate much?
- The midnight swim at a surf beach in pitch black and loosing (briefly) a fellow swimmer, freaking out and hysterical.
- The raunchy (or not) dancing with fellow P.A trying to act like the hot lesbians we aren’t – to drive the men wild you see?!
- Or my friend the P.A who passed out on my knee in a bar snoring softly and would not budge, as i tried to move her she developed a vice like grip on my leg – I was anchored and had to call for more vodka from the still mobile people! 1.5 hours later I poured her into a taxi….

Enjoy your night out, take the P.A reigns – after all you’ve had nine months(ish) off it is your turn!
Emmz´s last blog ..Small Things . . .

]]> By: Kiala http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/#comment-10006 Kiala Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:48:19 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2900#comment-10006 What about getting your wallet stolen by on a stripper on your friend Melissa Lion's VERY SPECIAL BIRTHDAY and then crying like a sorority girl until 2 in the morning about it? Is that...anything? .-= Kiala´s last blog ..<a href="http://www.faceofthecookie.com/2009/06/16/trivia-and-other-portland-things/" rel="nofollow">Trivia and other Portland things.</a> =-. What about getting your wallet stolen by on a stripper on your friend Melissa Lion’s VERY SPECIAL BIRTHDAY and then crying like a sorority girl until 2 in the morning about it?

Is that…anything?
Kiala´s last blog ..Trivia and other Portland things.

]]> By: Zan http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/#comment-10004 Zan Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:52:51 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2900#comment-10004 I guess I became a Party Asshole when I peed on my best friend's couch when I passed out after a long day and night of drunken debauchery. Well, at least she didn't have to carry me to the bathroom. .-= Zan´s last blog ..<a href="http://www.therapyiseffinexpensive.com/2009/06/wanderlust.html" rel="nofollow">Wanderlust</a> =-. I guess I became a Party Asshole when I peed on my best friend’s couch when I passed out after a long day and night of drunken debauchery. Well, at least she didn’t have to carry me to the bathroom.
Zan´s last blog ..Wanderlust

]]> By: Beth http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/#comment-10003 Beth Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:17:39 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2900#comment-10003 First, I have to say this is one of the best blog posts I have ever read. And second, my party asshole moments usually involve me removing various items of clothing and forcing people to look at my nudity. Such people may include blood relatives, coworkers, and various others who are not interested in seeing my boobs or ass live and in the flesh. First, I have to say this is one of the best blog posts I have ever read.

And second, my party asshole moments usually involve me removing various items of clothing and forcing people to look at my nudity. Such people may include blood relatives, coworkers, and various others who are not interested in seeing my boobs or ass live and in the flesh.

]]> By: Jamie http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/17/everybody-a-s-s-h-o-l-e/#comment-10002 Jamie Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:52:11 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2900#comment-10002 I've been a Party Asshole on many occasions. Perhaps the best time was at a 4th of July party, where I stole my friend's pageant crown she had won that night, put it on and swung around a basketball pole declaring "I'm a pretty pretty princess!" before pulling the pole out of the ground and having it land on me, and her mother's car, leaving one HUGE ass bruise on my leg and more importantly one HUGE ass dent on her mom's car... .-= Jamie´s last blog ..<a href="http://itsablogblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/end-of-dance-year-meansrecital.html" rel="nofollow">End of the dance year means....Recital!</a> =-. I’ve been a Party Asshole on many occasions. Perhaps the best time was at a 4th of July party, where I stole my friend’s pageant crown she had won that night, put it on and swung around a basketball pole declaring “I’m a pretty pretty princess!” before pulling the pole out of the ground and having it land on me, and her mother’s car, leaving one HUGE ass bruise on my leg and more importantly one HUGE ass dent on her mom’s car…
Jamie´s last blog ..End of the dance year means….Recital!

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