Okay so today Crissy is going to try and get a little exercise because as you Queefies know, Crissy is usually teetering on the edge of depression and is always just one breath away from cutting a bitch and what she really needs to feel sane is a routine and sunshine and do you know what the weather has done?
It’s rained every damn day for two weeks.
The weather is an asshole.
Crissy finds two straight weeks of rain to be soul crushing and there’s no end in sight. It’s going to keep raining into next week.
This is not good.
And Crissy’s routine is all shaquaed and so she must try to do something before you Queefies read about the QOFE taking people out at the Job Lot or Target or Babies R Us or some shit and so today she will try to get a little exercise.
She’s going to start with this:
And it looks like it’s for pussies but her Prenatal workout totally kicked Crissy’s ass and so she’s hoping she won’t be disappointed this morning.
This could be a very good thing or a very bad thing depending on whether or not her uterus falls out on the living room floor or not because as you know, Crissy’s slave is missing and there’s no one to clean up the mess and so the Crissys will have to move or burn the house down or something if that happens.
Anyfatass, Crissy is eventually going to work her way up to being A Person Who Turbo Jams
And perhaps even A Person Who Thirty Day Shreds:
And of course she’s got her beloved Baron Baptiste who has been waiting oh so patiently for Crissy to come and make sweet, sweet love to her yoga mat pranayama with him and so there’s that too.
Here’s to a successful ass kicking to help Crissy straighten her shit out.