Holy cats Queefies! It’s Monday already.
How the hell did that happen?
Crissy is so busy with little Homeslice and Girlfriend that she barely knows what day it is anymore and poor, poor Girlfriend is getting neglected to death.
Just look at her:
Someone ought to give her a bath.
And then they should clean up all the toys in the yard and then they should cut the grass.
Not only has Crissy lost track of time and day but she’s also lost her Dirty Foreign Slave Person and she may have accidentally left her at Target yesterday or something but nothing is getting done around the house these days and it’s just so hard to know which Dirty Foreign Slave Person to purchase because they all look like they’re made for hard work until you get them home and they complain about the beatings and the dirt pudding for dinner and then they’re unwilling to chase the car when Crissy buys too many things and over packs the trunk leaving no more room for the Dirty Foreign Slave Person to ride home and it’s just wearing Crissy out trying to keep track of everything.
Maybe Crissy should consider doing the work herself?
Anylazyforeignslaveperson, life is turned pretty much on it’s ass over at the Crissy’s house. Just this very morning Crissy and Mister found themselves watching an episode of True Blood and holy shit you guys is that an awesome show or what at 4:30 am because that is the only time they have when they are both awake and Girlfriend is asleep because True Blood is not appropriate for Girlfriend to watch and also as soon as Girlfriend goes to bed at night, so do Crissy and Mister but then Homeslice wakes up every morning at 4:30 to be fed and by the time that’s done, it’s almost time for Girlfriend to get up and so Crissy and Mister don’t bother going back to sleep because why?
It’s just a horrible, horrible, cruel tease and the Crissys won’t be played like that.
The Crissys prefer to take it in the pooper on their own terms whenever they can and all this being up all night and waking up at unreasonable times in the AM make Crissy remember when Girlfriend was new and Crissy vowed to never, ever have another baby and then wine happened and now there’s Homeslice and Crissy and Mister find themselves remembering what it was that made them vow that Girlfriend would be an only child and it’s not like they don’t like Homeslice or anything but these kids are awfully inconsiderate about people’s sleeping schedules and such.
Someone should complain.
And as Mister was unpacking Crissy’s breast pump a few days ago he began singing The Sound of Silence and so that is how Crissy got the title for this post in case you Queefies were wondering what it had to do with anything.
The Crissys live in the darkness now.
Like Eric the Vampire.
Crissy will write about him very soon and how he has made Edward look like the child he is and how perhaps even Mick St. John cannot possibly even come close to the hotness that is Eric and so that is your assignment, all you vampire loving Queefs. Eric or Mick? There will be a discussion this week. At some point.
- Crissy hearts Eric
- What the hell got into Kanye West last night? Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol…
- Oh Jesus no. Anything but a birthday party.
- Dirty Foreign People’s Children hustle Crissy for tokens at Chuck E. Cheese and she also sees some skanks.
- Crissy should be appointed Foreign Minister now, obviously.