Update for the Queefs:
Taco Doctor will induce labor tomorrow morning at 6:30 am because he is a kind and merciful man and also mostly because he forgot to wear his sports cup today and Crissy was able to, ahem, persuade him to deliver Taco on his/her due date instead of making Crissy wait it out.
It has nothing to do with Crissy’s blood pressure being all kerfuffled. It’s all due to Crissy’s powers of persuasion and her very firm grip.
Pray for your Crissy Queefies.
You will be informed when there is informing to be done.
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Woo-hoo! Your doctor is a wise man…a wise man who wants to keep his cojones, apparently! I will send good vibes up for you and Taco!
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Yaaay!!
You go pop that little bambino out and we’ll all be waiting to hear the news.
Do you plan to eat the placenta? It’s all the rage!
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So no one thinks I’m a freak:
http://pregnancy.about.com/od/placenta/a/placentarecipes.htm
(And hell no would I ever eat it!)
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Are we going to get video?
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Yippee!!!!
i’m thinking the doc just saw that belly & knew he better get taco out before you exploded.
the queen should not be allowed to explode.
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Congrats and good luck tomorrow! Be sure to stop and enjoy tonight as the last night with just the three of you
You know we’ll all be hoping you have a smooth and lovely delivery tomorrow!!
Good luck! We look forward to the gross details!
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Hope everything goes well! Looking forward to the arrival of Taquito. I’m calling him/her Taquito to indicate a small baby and less pain for your hoo-hoo chute.
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I’ve been reading for a bit over a month now, and feel the need to stop lurking to wish you well in your delivery.
And since I’m here, YOU are a very, very funny QOFE!
yaay! good luck!
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So exciting! Good luck!
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Whoot! Go Crissy! I’ll be on the edge of my seat waiting for updates! Good luck and Godspeed!
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Good luck Crissy!
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Hope the second time around doesn’t hurt as much!
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Hey mister- better get to work on that perineal massaging!!!!
wooooo! finally! by the time you see this you’ll be a mom to a girlfriend and another girlfriend or maybe even a boyfriend! yay!
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Push! Taco BLOWOUT!
I am SO STOKED!
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My chant has changed from dilate, dilate….to small head, small head!!! Good Luck, may it be speedy and painless!
Ahhhh. I see ice packs and little black baby poos in your future! And then a little tear of jealousy and/or stupidity comes to my eye… Good luck!
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You know you’re going into labor naturally at 5:30am now, right? Right.
Well, get busy. Pop Taco out and show us the b-roll, please.
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Good luck QOFE… *joins in the small head, small head chanting*
Love, your token lesbefriend xx
Update: I went into labor last night anyway. Taco knows when he’s been beaten.
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Based on your last comment, it sounds like Taco might just be a HE??? Regardless, hopefully Taco is healthy little kid and you’re resting peacefully by now!
Oh goodness!
Excitement! Hope all is well!
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thank goodness you went into labor on your own….pitocin is devils juice….hope everything is moving along!
Congrats and good luck!!
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You can’t leave us hanging – so you went into labor and all, but has Taco come out? Are you still miserably in labor?
On a serious note, I hope the delivery was quick and you and Taco are safe and healthy.
As of 5:30 on Facebook, still in labor…. Good luck Crissy. Taco- be nice to mommy!
Yay! Of course any child of the QOFE would demand being born on their own terms. Congratulations!
Yay! Good luck!
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Yay! Good luck!!
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CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST OF LUCK LADY!!! lots and lots of hugs to you!
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Wow!!! This is so exciting!!!
Your wait is so close to being over.
Good luck & Wish you well.
I bet there a lot of people looking at your vagina right now. Congrats!!
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Come on Taco!
Hope everything goes smoothly. Good luck!
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Congratulations Crissy!
Yeep yeep!!
Hooray!
[Private message to Taco: I'm the auntie who will always give you gum and candy, because you are my favorite. So come on out and meet us -- there's gum. And by gum I mean booze.]
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I’m keeping my fingers crossed for you.
You’re a trooper because I refuse to get induced. REFUSE.
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ohmygoodness! crissy, GOOD LUCK! i hope it’s quick and epiduralicious!
taco, we can’t wait to see you outside crissy’s belly!!
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You had the baby three hours ago and you haven’t updated your blog? Lame.
I can’t wait to see what Taco looks like. Adorable, of course.
WHAT?? CONGRATS Crissys!!!!!!!! Welcome Taco
Lynne. Seriously. You have to tell us.
Since I’ve been sitting on the sidelines and reading for a while I suppose this might be the right time to come out of the shadows. Congrats Crissy and family!!!
I can’t wait to meet taco. I am so happy for you guys!!!!!!!
Okay so another comment from me. But I had an idea. As a baby present for the Crissys, let’s all click on the ads!! Whoo hoo!
Are Crissy and Taco okay? I’m getting worried (but I come from a long line of worriers). I know you’re busy with new baby.
Nope. Not telling. The QOFE will tell you herself. I wish I could though!!
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Still waiting for the photo update! Congratulations Mama and Papa!
this was another big adsense day.
and by “big” i mean more than 10 people clicked on the link!