Update for the Queefs:
Taco Doctor will induce labor tomorrow morning at 6:30 am because he is a kind and merciful man and also mostly because he forgot to wear his sports cup today and Crissy was able to, ahem, persuade him to deliver Taco on his/her due date instead of making Crissy wait it out.
It has nothing to do with Crissy’s blood pressure being all kerfuffled. It’s all due to Crissy’s powers of persuasion and her very firm grip.
Pray for your Crissy Queefies.
You will be informed when there is informing to be done.