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	<title>Comments on: A blind lady, a pokey cane, a pregnant chick, a cute little girl, and a blown out Leonardo Di Caprio walk into Target</title>
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		<title>By: stoogepie</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/01/a-blind-lady-a-pregnant-chick-a-cute-little-girl-and-a-fat-leonardo-di-caprio-walk-into-t/#comment-9762</link>
		<dc:creator>stoogepie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 05:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pokey, huh?  I like your mom.  A lot.
 
You really do look like you just shoved a basketball under your shirt.
 
That was a compliment.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;stoogepie’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.stoogepie.com/index.php/stooge/more/waterboarding_camp/&quot;&gt;Waterboarding Camp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pokey, huh?  I like your mom.  A lot.</p>
<p>You really do look like you just shoved a basketball under your shirt.</p>
<p>That was a compliment.</p>
<p><abbr><em>stoogepie’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.stoogepie.com/index.php/stooge/more/waterboarding_camp/">Waterboarding Camp</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Thrice</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/01/a-blind-lady-a-pregnant-chick-a-cute-little-girl-and-a-fat-leonardo-di-caprio-walk-into-t/#comment-9754</link>
		<dc:creator>Thrice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would be lying if I commented something related to the end of the post, because I actually reached half of it.. Your picture...I know that being pregnant must make u feel whatever  it is that u feel...but your legs? Look awesome...all of you, like...you really look like a fine lady with a baby :)

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Thrice’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://needtostopthinkingstupidstuff.blogspot.com/2009/05/i-love-my-friends.html&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would be lying if I commented something related to the end of the post, because I actually reached half of it.. Your picture&#8230;I know that being pregnant must make u feel whatever  it is that u feel&#8230;but your legs? Look awesome&#8230;all of you, like&#8230;you really look like a fine lady with a baby <img src='http://crissyspage.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><abbr><em>Thrice’s last blog post: <a href="http://needtostopthinkingstupidstuff.blogspot.com/2009/05/i-love-my-friends.html"></a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Alice</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/01/a-blind-lady-a-pregnant-chick-a-cute-little-girl-and-a-fat-leonardo-di-caprio-walk-into-t/#comment-9739</link>
		<dc:creator>Alice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i wish i were in your target this weekend. also, can we please see a picture of the bald leo?

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Alice’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://aliceblogs.blogspot.com/2009/05/apartment-makeover.html&quot;&gt;apartment makeover&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i wish i were in your target this weekend. also, can we please see a picture of the bald leo?</p>
<p><abbr><em>Alice’s last blog post: <a href="http://aliceblogs.blogspot.com/2009/05/apartment-makeover.html">apartment makeover</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Nicole</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/01/a-blind-lady-a-pregnant-chick-a-cute-little-girl-and-a-fat-leonardo-di-caprio-walk-into-t/#comment-9738</link>
		<dc:creator>Nicole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, if you look at your&#039;s and Girlfriend&#039;s shadows it really looks like a baby scan.

IT&#039;S A SIGN.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Nicole’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://didyme-fantasma.blogspot.com/2009/06/home-of-guilt-free-shopping-when-you.html&quot;&gt;Get me the number of a reputable lawyer. Now.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, if you look at your&#8217;s and Girlfriend&#8217;s shadows it really looks like a baby scan.</p>
<p>IT&#8217;S A SIGN.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Nicole’s last blog post: <a href="http://didyme-fantasma.blogspot.com/2009/06/home-of-guilt-free-shopping-when-you.html">Get me the number of a reputable lawyer. Now.</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Svaha</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/01/a-blind-lady-a-pregnant-chick-a-cute-little-girl-and-a-fat-leonardo-di-caprio-walk-into-t/#comment-9737</link>
		<dc:creator>Svaha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Has the Taco even dropped yet, you look like your still carrying pretty high?

If so don&#039;t let them talk you into breaking your water just because they start the pitocin.  Unless the whole cesarean-zipper-everybody-the-fuck-out-now! option is starting to look REALLY appealing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Has the Taco even dropped yet, you look like your still carrying pretty high?</p>
<p>If so don&#8217;t let them talk you into breaking your water just because they start the pitocin.  Unless the whole cesarean-zipper-everybody-the-fuck-out-now! option is starting to look REALLY appealing.</p>
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		<title>By: JoeInVegas</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/01/a-blind-lady-a-pregnant-chick-a-cute-little-girl-and-a-fat-leonardo-di-caprio-walk-into-t/#comment-9736</link>
		<dc:creator>JoeInVegas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It does look like you are stealing a basketball. 
But I thought it was CP&#039;s job to give you that little shot to start things going, like the one he gave you to start things going.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;JoeInVegas’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://joeinvegas.blogspot.com/2009_05_01_archive.html#8264524153727851044&quot;&gt;Memorial Day&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It does look like you are stealing a basketball.<br />
But I thought it was CP&#8217;s job to give you that little shot to start things going, like the one he gave you to start things going.</p>
<p><abbr><em>JoeInVegas’s last blog post: <a href="http://joeinvegas.blogspot.com/2009_05_01_archive.html#8264524153727851044">Memorial Day</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Melissa Lion</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/01/a-blind-lady-a-pregnant-chick-a-cute-little-girl-and-a-fat-leonardo-di-caprio-walk-into-t/#comment-9735</link>
		<dc:creator>Melissa Lion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jeebus, lady. Do you have twins in there? (That&#039;s what I&#039;d be thinking as I was staring)

Also, oh my god, HOW IN THE FUCK DID SHE STAY SO THIN! (I&#039;d also be thinking that -- again because I&#039;m not over the 200lb pregnant Melissalion situation.)

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Melissa Lion’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.melissalion.com/2009/06/bathing-beauty/&quot;&gt;Bathing Beauty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeebus, lady. Do you have twins in there? (That&#8217;s what I&#8217;d be thinking as I was staring)</p>
<p>Also, oh my god, HOW IN THE FUCK DID SHE STAY SO THIN! (I&#8217;d also be thinking that &#8212; again because I&#8217;m not over the 200lb pregnant Melissalion situation.)</p>
<p><abbr><em>Melissa Lion’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.melissalion.com/2009/06/bathing-beauty/">Bathing Beauty</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: pmac</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/01/a-blind-lady-a-pregnant-chick-a-cute-little-girl-and-a-fat-leonardo-di-caprio-walk-into-t/#comment-9734</link>
		<dc:creator>pmac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With episodes like the eggs breaking at Stop &amp; Shop and the biggest diva hissy of all times at Target, I think Taco may need some reassuring to leave the safe and warm alcove of your uterus.  Taco, come on out and join us,the whole world is crazy and not just your family.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With episodes like the eggs breaking at Stop &amp; Shop and the biggest diva hissy of all times at Target, I think Taco may need some reassuring to leave the safe and warm alcove of your uterus.  Taco, come on out and join us,the whole world is crazy and not just your family.</p>
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		<title>By: deutlich</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/01/a-blind-lady-a-pregnant-chick-a-cute-little-girl-and-a-fat-leonardo-di-caprio-walk-into-t/#comment-9733</link>
		<dc:creator>deutlich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uhm. Not to state the obvious. But holy SHIT you&#039;re pregnant.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;deutlich’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://speak-on-it.com/2009/06/special-occasions-tickle-me-pink/&quot;&gt;Special Occasions Tickle Me Pink&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uhm. Not to state the obvious. But holy SHIT you&#8217;re pregnant.</p>
<p><abbr><em>deutlich’s last blog post: <a href="http://speak-on-it.com/2009/06/special-occasions-tickle-me-pink/">Special Occasions Tickle Me Pink</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/06/01/a-blind-lady-a-pregnant-chick-a-cute-little-girl-and-a-fat-leonardo-di-caprio-walk-into-t/#comment-9732</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least it was at Target and not a Wal Mart. Of course, no one would notice you if it was at a Wal Mart.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Chris’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.survivingmyselfblog.com/2009/06/01/ruined/&quot;&gt;ruined&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least it was at Target and not a Wal Mart. Of course, no one would notice you if it was at a Wal Mart.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Chris’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.survivingmyselfblog.com/2009/06/01/ruined/">ruined</a></em></abbr></p>
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