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Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:19:38 +0000

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By: Mary @ Holy Mackerel

Mary @ Holy Mackerel — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:58:07 +0000

Here’s hoping Taco has made his/her appearance and that is why you don’t have a new post up this morning.

And if s/he hasn’t, I think I will scream a “You cock motherfucker” in your honour today at work.

By: Thrice

Thrice — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:20:25 +0000

Oh..I really hope Taco comes out quickly so that you don't feel fat anymore. Thrice’s last blog post:

By: Pat Toole

Pat Toole — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:22:25 +0000

Yeah losing the high-priced organic eggs would probably get the same response for me too, but you have an excuse at least. Still can't figure in this day and age why the hell the Taco Dr. is demanding you haul your pee all over town. What's up with that? Pat Toole’s last blog post: Wagner Sprayer Power Products 0417005 HVLP Control Spray

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Sun, 31 May 2009 13:42:29 +0000

Asslicking motherfucking eggs make me mad all the time, too. I'm glad you killed the fuckers. stoogepie’s last blog post: Waterboarding Camp

By: Maxie

Maxie — Sat, 30 May 2009 04:16:56 +0000

Wait. You DO have a name picked out: Taco. Duh. Maxie’s last blog post: TMI Thursday: Why Is My Foot Wet?

By: the problem child

the problem child — Sat, 30 May 2009 03:40:30 +0000

Maybe your pee doc is confused and expects you to bring Taco in in the cup one morning? And then he can charge your HMO for the delivery? Does this make any sense? I thought so.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:29:54 +0000

About the pee cup: The Doctor wants the first pee in the morning because it's the most concentrated and will reveal more than diluted pee. I cannot believe I'm talking about this. If Taco does not head for the border this weekend, the good Taco Doctor is giving me some pitocin to get things moving on Monday. It won't be long now Queefies... Crissy’s last blog post: Just don’t drop the motherfucking eggs again

By: Zan

Zan — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:57:54 +0000

Does he make you bring in your own pee because pregnant women who are 10 months along can't squat over the hole in the outhouse? That's absurd. Oh, and Tourette's is simply an undocumented symptom of pregnancy. I've got to have that added to the medical journal, STAT! Zan’s last blog post: I'm Weak

By: MsDarkstar

MsDarkstar — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:03:43 +0000

Wait, what? Bring your pee with you? Is Schmuckytown really that old school? Heck, even here Just South of Nowhere they have ya pee in a cup @ the docs office. Maybe it's cuz we have the big newfangled medical clinic here that we are so up on modern convenience. Hope Taco decides to come EARLY in your maternity leave. Like, oh, NOW! Or how about.....NOW?? MsDarkstar’s last blog post: TMI Thursday - Stage Fright