Crissy is sorry Queefs.
She had a great picture to show you today but did Mister take it off his camera yet so she could use it?
And so she’s sort of screwed for a post which totally sucks because she’s not feeling very funny this morning and Girlfriend is talking to her incessantly and so she cannot process a single thought whether it be funny or not funny or coherent even.
She’s going to see the Taco Doctor again this morning and she already knows the office is double booked today and so she’s going to be there for a long, long time and she’ll have to miss a day of work so she can wait her turn because he’s GOING ON VACATION this week and if Crissy doesn’t have Taco tonight, she will have a stranger for a doctor to deliver him and this makes Crissy very upset and also Girlfriend’s birthday is less than a week away and Crissy doesn’t want to be in the hospital and she doesn’t want Taco and Girlfriend to have the same birthday and that Taco countdown thing is wrong and she has only 14 days left instead of 16 like it says and that pisses her off that it’s trying to cheat her and she’s just wandering around her house weeping and screaming on the inside and sometimes on the outside for Taco to come out rightfuckingnow.
So the plan is to grab the doctor by the nuts and tell him he’s delivering Taco today or he’s losing his testicles.
This seems like a solid plan to Crissy.
What could possibly go wrong?
- Dr. Girlfriend has the tools and the talent
- The face of evil
- Making a run for the border
- Happy Easter Motherfuckers!
- Crissy is Cake’s Bitch (AGAIN!)