Crissy is not in labor so don’t anybody freak out because there’s nothing going on here today.
She’s just starting her weekend early.
Crissy is going to see the Taco Doctor this morning for her weekly violation.
Fingers crossed, Queefies.
dilate, dilate, dilate, dilate, dilate
If you didn’t watch yesterday’s video, you should go do that now.
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Good luck! I guess “break a leg” isn’t appropriate for this so…”thin a cervix!” I don’t know. It’s too early for this.
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Good luck….
dilate, dilate, dilate
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dilate, dilate, dilate.
Hope you have a wonderful weekend.
The dilating is important, but has the Taco dropped yet?
I bet if you stuck a big rock up there, it’d start dilating. Or at least stretch out. Not that I’m condoning that behavior. I’m just saying.
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I hope your weekend involves labour. (But not hard labour.) I’d be sick of being pregnant, too. Dilate, dilate, dilate!
I think that Taco would come out if you ate a whole bunch of spicy Tacos.
I referenced you today…
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Good Luck!
ok, i just got a call from wifey on her way home from the dr’s…
she’s pissed because she hasn’t had much progress since last week.
so as a result spicy food and creampies are the only things on on the menu for the weekend.
Just for you, I’ll be thinking of waters breaking and mucous plugs all day.
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I hope you are taking your job of cervix softening seriously CP. I know it’s difficult work, but someone has to do it.
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Something about the combination of “cream pies” and cervix is making me yak.
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Proper dilation
Will end gestation
Which results in elation
And starts lactation
*dilation**dilation**dilation**dilation**dilation*
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How will we stay abreast of the situation?
I said abreast.
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I offered to deliver the kid on Carl’s desk and then I offered to stimulate your nipples. I don’t know what more I can do. I really wish you’d reconsider and deliver your 6.4 oz baby girl on 5/29 so I can win the Baby Pool at work. I am counting on that $15.
I’ll keep my fingers crossed…
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Can you please have your baby before May 30th? I’m going to be at Disney World and won’t be able to get to a computer until I get back on June 6th. I don’t want to miss a thing.
hey Prince Taco! Come out and play with us!!!!
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What I want to know is: are you going to post a video of the Taco delivery?
Please also post the menu from this weekend. With pictures.
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first time here. do you write in third person? i’m so confused.
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