She’s too lame or whatever.
Crissy Shows You What She’s Working With from the gilberts on Vimeo.
(and if GF ever asks, it’s “Shake Your ALICE!”)
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Lol, I love you. I hope I’m as fun as you when I grow up.
Jac’s last blog post: I’m back… for a moment at least
holy bejesus. You are one hot pregnant lady.
I totally want to be just-like-crissy when I grow up too.
I wish MY Alice looked that good.
Nicole was looking over my shoulder and her comment was first “she looks different” and then “why is she shaking her but at us?” The way she said it made me laugh. I am very impressed that you are able to dance at all. With me I didn’t want to get off the couch
If I’m ever a mom, I want to be one just like you.
Lost Artist’s last blog post: I’ve got 5 flowers down! I need some Fiji water, stat!
Wow, that was a nice wake-me-up.
Damn better than coffee.
Mr. POSSLQ’s last blog post: Coffee, chinchillas, and crunchies, with a rabbit too
You have redifined “Hot Mama!” You look great! I wish I had the same Alice at six years postpartum that you have at nine months pregnant.
You have the perfect preggo belly. That’s a trait you can take straight to the bank!
Ben’s last blog post: The glamour of video shoots a.k.a. the past week of my life
that’s it. cervix softening stage 2 tonight!!!!!
You really ARE trying to make Taco appear! You have a lovely Alice.
k8’s last blog post: Reducing the Resentment
I can’t move like that and I have no preggo excuse. Sigh. I wanna be like you. Without the preggo thingy, though. Just hot, sexy, and a clean house.
Your back-up dancers (Alice and Girlfriend) were fly! Does their union know that they were not credited in this production?
Dingo’s last blog post: Leggo My Ego!
Listen, being the authority on asses that I am (they don’t call me Booty for nothin’) I can say that you, oh QOFE, have got it goin’ on!
stealthnerd’s last blog post: The NY List
Okay seriously, this was the first post I read this morning and thank god for that.
I love the Crissys. Can I move in with you now?
Marie’s last blog post: why, Why, WHY
I love that.
Also, at 9 months preggers, your ass is still smaller than mine. What? Baby. Got. Back.
You look gorgeous, woman.
Melissa Lion’s last blog post: All Shall Love me and Despair, Redux
I can’t see anything. FML
My posterior has never made Mr. POSSLQ smile the smile he was smiling when we watched your video! Truly a wonder to behold O’QOFE! Wowie Wow Wow! And your backup dancers – epic! Taco doesn’t know what Taco is missing! (Your plan is to shake Taco out with your booty dance, right?)
MsDarkstar’s last blog post: Excitement comes from strange sources…
You look great! Kudos (ew, gross word) on the hair clip AND flip-flops matching your skirt! Now that is what they call coordination!
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My life had been missing a good ol fashioned Kristen booty dance. Thank you.
Chris’s last blog post: it fits
Girlfriend was doing a good backup position. Not that your backup position needed any help. Please work hard Mr. at helping with the softening thing so Taco can come out and enjoy the fun from a different angle.
JoeInVegas’s last blog post: What’s blooming now?
I love it! you and gf rock!
ms. bliss’s last blog post: Bad dreams…
Now I want a video of you shaking your Alice.
Narm’s last blog post: Hollywood Squares
OK, your blog makes me laugh every morning but that really deserves a comment. Well done!
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You look better pregnant than most women look uh, not pregnant.
Or “regular” as they say in eastbound and down.
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DAYUM GIRL!!
You can’t even tell you are pregnant from the back!
You’re looking great – shake that Taco out!
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Hot mama number one! Work it, Crissy! Can I tuck a few bills in your skirt?
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(pssstt…
… she’s actually not wearing panties in this video!!!!)
You’re such a hot mama. I love how you totally butt rammed GF too.
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Crissy…You are so freaking great! You seriously just made my evening.
you totally rock my socks lady. i couldn’t view this video today for some reason at work and have been dying to get back here to see it! you’re awesome!
brookem’s last blog post: give me more time!
In the event that I ever get knocked up, I hope I look like you when I’m pregnant. Seriously.
Only with like, my face and stuff.
Joy @ Big Time Fancy’s last blog post: Hyped.
Now do “Single Ladies”!