Comments on: I’d rather have my twidget violated, thanks. http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/ Queen of F*cking Everything Fri, 23 Mar 2012 09:26:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Paaaaaaaarrrrty! | Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/#comment-10068 You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Paaaaaaaarrrrty! | Crissy Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:33:25 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2664#comment-10068 [...] You do? [...] [...] You do? [...]

]]> By: Shelly http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/#comment-9005 Shelly Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:59:42 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2664#comment-9005 Um...unless your dentist is a transgendered individual who spent her 'man' time in the military.......you can't complain. Seriously, you can't complain. That is quite a story for sometime when we meet and get drunk. My dentist is a handsome dude with a mysterious accent. But I haven't been to him in eons because, like you, he scares me. In particular the sharp pokey tool they use REALLY scares me. To the point of not going to the Dentist. <abbr><em>Shelly’s last blog post: <a href="http://perfectlyshelly.blogspot.com/2009/04/junkin.html">Junkin'</a></abbr></em> Um…unless your dentist is a transgendered individual who spent her ‘man’ time in the military…….you can’t complain. Seriously, you can’t complain. That is quite a story for sometime when we meet and get drunk.

My dentist is a handsome dude with a mysterious accent. But I haven’t been to him in eons because, like you, he scares me. In particular the sharp pokey tool they use REALLY scares me. To the point of not going to the Dentist.

Shelly’s last blog post: Junkin’

]]> By: MsDarkstar http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/#comment-9003 MsDarkstar Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:48:15 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2664#comment-9003 I do not like metal objects in any of my orifices. If you're going to be sticking your body parts into my body parts, please buy me dinner (and a fishbowl sized drink or two) first. Kthnx! <abbr><em>MsDarkstar’s last blog post: <a href="http://msdarkstar.blogspot.com/2009/04/finding-my-way-back.html">Finding my way back</a></abbr></em> I do not like metal objects in any of my orifices. If you’re going to be sticking your body parts into my body parts, please buy me dinner (and a fishbowl sized drink or two) first.

Kthnx!

MsDarkstar’s last blog post: Finding my way back

]]> By: k8 http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/#comment-9001 k8 Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:08:58 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2664#comment-9001 Stoogpie answered the question you posed to me. <abbr><em>k8’s last blog post: <a href="http://newlifesd.blogspot.com/2009/04/therapy-tuesday_28.html">Therapy Tuesday</a></abbr></em> Stoogpie answered the question you posed to me.

k8’s last blog post: Therapy Tuesday

]]> By: Dingo http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/#comment-9000 Dingo Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:46:25 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2664#comment-9000 My dentist was amazing! She provided Ativan and oxycontin (to get my teeth filled!), a fully loaded iPod to listen to while in the chair, and she didn't hurt one bit! She even let me use a mirror to watch her do my root canal but my bravado gave way as she actually started to work and I got woozy and lightheaded. I think that was when she did the bait and switch on the price for her services because I ended up paying $900 more than we had previously discussed. <abbr><em>Dingo’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.asiwassaying.com/index.php/aiws/more/do_jellyfish_eat_oreos/">Do Jellyfish Eat Oreos?</a></abbr></em> My dentist was amazing! She provided Ativan and oxycontin (to get my teeth filled!), a fully loaded iPod to listen to while in the chair, and she didn’t hurt one bit! She even let me use a mirror to watch her do my root canal but my bravado gave way as she actually started to work and I got woozy and lightheaded. I think that was when she did the bait and switch on the price for her services because I ended up paying $900 more than we had previously discussed.

Dingo’s last blog post: Do Jellyfish Eat Oreos?

]]> By: Melissa Lion http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/#comment-8997 Melissa Lion Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:54:52 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2664#comment-8997 OMG WE ARE SISTERS! I hate HATE having my face touched. Hate it. I've never had a facial (ahem, Ken) because I just don't want someone touching my face. I don't even touch my own face, just to wash it and even then I use a washcloth. I've never met anyone else who fears face-touching. Thank god for the internet. <abbr><em>Melissa Lion’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.melissalion.com/2009/04/back-fence-pdx-mortified-live-wire-true-stories-all-together/">Back Fence PDX, Mortified, Live Wire, True Stories All Together!</a></abbr></em> OMG WE ARE SISTERS! I hate HATE having my face touched. Hate it. I’ve never had a facial (ahem, Ken) because I just don’t want someone touching my face. I don’t even touch my own face, just to wash it and even then I use a washcloth. I’ve never met anyone else who fears face-touching. Thank god for the internet.

Melissa Lion’s last blog post: Back Fence PDX, Mortified, Live Wire, True Stories All Together!

]]> By: Alice http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/#comment-8996 Alice Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:27:26 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2664#comment-8996 i would rather get a hand up the ol' twidge than go to the dentist as well. i think i'm about 6 mos overdue on my dentist appt, come to think of it. <abbr><em>Alice’s last blog post: <a href="http://aliceblogs.blogspot.com/2009/04/have-you-had-your-coffee-yet-ok-good.html">have you had your coffee yet? ok good. let's talk about sex.</a></abbr></em> i would rather get a hand up the ol’ twidge than go to the dentist as well. i think i’m about 6 mos overdue on my dentist appt, come to think of it.

Alice’s last blog post: have you had your coffee yet? ok good. let’s talk about sex.

]]> By: SoMi's Nilsa http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/#comment-8995 SoMi's Nilsa Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:01:07 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2664#comment-8995 We are totally blogging buddies today with our dentist posts. Too funny! So, if you don't like people touching your face, how the hell does your husband kiss you? Or does he not ever kiss you up there? Huh, nevermind, I don't need an answer to that. hahahah. <abbr><em>SoMi's Nilsa’s last blog post: <a href="http://somispeaks.com/752">Dentist</a></abbr></em> We are totally blogging buddies today with our dentist posts. Too funny! So, if you don’t like people touching your face, how the hell does your husband kiss you? Or does he not ever kiss you up there? Huh, nevermind, I don’t need an answer to that. hahahah.

SoMi’s Nilsa’s last blog post: Dentist

]]> By: Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/#comment-8994 Crissy Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:44:13 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2664#comment-8994 Pimp- Yeah, so get on it already. I can't reach that shit anymore. Pimp- Yeah, so get on it already. I can’t reach that shit anymore.

]]> By: Crissy's Pimp http://crissyspage.com/2009/04/28/id-rather-have-my-twidget-violated-thanks/#comment-8993 Crissy's Pimp Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:41:00 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=2664#comment-8993 speaking of violated twidgets, aren't we supposed to ramp up the <a href="http://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&q=perineal+massage" rel="nofollow"><strong>perineal massage</strong></a> right about now? speaking of violated twidgets, aren’t we supposed to ramp up the perineal massage right about now?

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