Crissy has had a few email requests for an Easter re-cap and since Extra and Entertainment Tonight haven’t run the story yet, Crissy will just tell the Queefs about it herself.
We had a nice Easter.
Here’s Girlfriend’s portrait,
or, one of them anyway. It’s not the one we gave out to the family but it’s the one Crissy will show the Queefs mostly because it’s the one she has access to right now. She was very cooperative this year and Crissy just noticed that Giant Bunny’s face is falling off.
Here’s Girlfriend decorating her Easter eggs:
The apron and chef hat were totally her idea because she knows that a girl must be properly accessorized since you never know when the blood sucking paparazzi is going to show up and take your picture and shout questions out at you about your personal business.
“Hey! Crissy! How does it feel to almost pee your pants every time you laugh, sneeze, or cough? Does that make you feel like an incontinent old cow Crissy?”
And if Crissy weren’t properly accessorized with a gigantic purse full of eleventy million thousand useless random objects she wouldn’t be able to bash those fuckers in the head and knock them unconscious so she can run away.
And here’s a better picture of Crissy at her mom’s house.
Crissy really needs to go see her Shannon and get her hair did, but look at those jumblies!
The melons on the Easter table weren’t the only melons on the Easter table!
Crissy is also very excited because it’s springtime and that means she’s able to trot out her green plastic necklace once again.
Two dollars she paid for that!
And here’s Mister’s sister, Cya, and her lady friend, Stacy.
Which one do you think is Cya and which one is Stacy?
Only a Queef from way back will know the answer to this one.
And here is the goat cheese, walnut, baby spring mix, and strawberry salad Crissy made and it came out great!
Chopping strawberries and taking spring mix out of a bag and dumping it into a bowl is most definitely Crissy’s forte.
Let’s see Martha Stewart try that shit.
And Crissy supposes that’s it for the Easter pictures and Crissy has to ask you Queefs something.
Oh, and Girlfriend had not one, but TWO Easter egg hunts. One at home and one at Grammy’s house.
When Crissy was growing up, her parents always hid Easter eggs around the house so that on Easter morning Crissy and her brother could wake up and have an Easter egg hunt and then they’d have a huge fight over who hogged all the candy and who took too many and who shoved who out of the way to get to the best stuff first and then somebody always ended up crying and being sent to their room for shouting obscenities or pulling a knife or something on a sibling.
And Crissy didn’t know this, but Mister’s parents didn’t do that!