Crissy knows you have been worried sick to death all weekend about the party and how it went and if the people of Foreign Ethnicity liked Crissy or not and if she was denied food and toilet because they did not like her outfit.
But Crissy actually found a super cute outfit to put on and not one single person laughed or pointed at her in Foreign Ethnicity Language and she is happy to report that the party was just lovely.
And they were really, very nice and Crissy was absolutely charming and affable as of course is very normal for her even when inside she is dying of shyness and they went out of their way to make Crissy feel at home and they sent a huge plate of food home for Mister because he couldn’t make it and do you know what the best part of the whole party was?
That Crissy didn’t get lost on the way there even a little bit despite her lack of Volvo/Batmobile navigation system/sense of direction?
The amazing food?
The hot single guys who were all over Crissy like Brown on rice because hello! She’s obviously fertile and that’s what all the single fellas like?
The lovely home Brianna lives in?
It was the total lack of Escalade Pajama Cunts.
Turns out Girlfriend was the only school friend that little Brianna invited to the party.
How do you like them cupcakes, Pajama Cunts?
Crissy and Girlfriend are totally down with the Brown Peoples now and YOU. ARE. NOT.
So suck it.
See? Crissy told you everything would be fine.
You Queefs worry way too much.
It’s not good to be so anxious all the time, you know.