Do you know what Crissy wants now?
She wants this:
It’s fuckin’ mad sick, yo.
It’s Edward’s Volvo S60R and
huhuhuhuhhhuuuuu that vampire has fine taste in automobiles and Crissy wants. She does not care if Edward comes with it or not but on second thought maybe it would be nice because he would have to teach her how to drive it and let her touch his penis by accident on purpose whilst reaching for the “stick” because despite her best efforts last year, she still does not know how to drive one of those.
Do you Queefs remember that last year Crissy wanted a black BMW in the worst way, and if you clicked on the link you would know that, but then she saw this car instead and now she wants it instead of the BMW because who wouldn’t?
It’s way better.
And Crissy would do all sorts of Fancy Driving in it just like Edward. Stop sign? Meh. If Crissy speeds through a stop sign so fast you can’t see her it is not wrong.
And let’s just see how the Escalade Pajama Cunts do trying to park their big fat hogs in front of the school when Crissy gets her new Volvo. Crissy doesn’t think she’ll have any more trouble with those bitches because her new Volvo can do stuff that their giant truck things cannot like pop a wheelie and peel out and take that spot right from them before they even know what happened!
Put a quarter in your ass ’cause you played yourself, bitch.
That’s Crissy’s parking spot now.
Crissy’s old mom Saab can’t do that, you know. Crissy tried it and now Mister has to get her a new wheel or transmission or fly wheel or whatever but Crissy says to him not to bother because she’s getting Edward’s car instead.
In a two door please because fuck the dumb shit.
Crissy is made for speed and two extra doors will only slow her down.
Just as soon as Girlfriend and Taco are out of their car seats, Crissy is getting one.
It’s going to be so sweet you guys.
- This post is pretty much meaningless to those of you who don’t know what Team Edward or Team Jacob or Team Bill or Team Eric means.
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- If Crissy gets arrested for kid porn, she’ll know she’s gone too far this time.
- This Post is Dedicated to Crissy’s Friend Chris Who Loves Hearing About Edward
- We’ll See About This Edward Fellow.