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	<title>Comments on: A flashlight, a spoon, and a can of Flarp.</title>
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	<description>Queen of F*cking Everything</description>
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		<title>By: Thrice</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/03/27/a-flashlight-a-spoon-and-a-can-of-flarp/#comment-8309</link>
		<dc:creator>Thrice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>so that&#039;s the best advice Queen Crissy could have gave me...whe kids are quiet...something is happening...thank you! I&#039;m glad Girlfriend is ok.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Thrice’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://needtostopthinkingstupidstuff.blogspot.com/2009/03/back-pain.html&quot;&gt;BACK PAIN&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so that&#8217;s the best advice Queen Crissy could have gave me&#8230;whe kids are quiet&#8230;something is happening&#8230;thank you! I&#8217;m glad Girlfriend is ok.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Thrice’s last blog post: <a href="http://needtostopthinkingstupidstuff.blogspot.com/2009/03/back-pain.html">BACK PAIN</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: parenting BY dummies</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/03/27/a-flashlight-a-spoon-and-a-can-of-flarp/#comment-8307</link>
		<dc:creator>parenting BY dummies</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously, your tagline made me fall in love with you.  I&#039;ve always wanted to meet the queen of fucking everything, and all this time you&#039;ve been here on the world wide web.  Awesome!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, your tagline made me fall in love with you.  I&#8217;ve always wanted to meet the queen of fucking everything, and all this time you&#8217;ve been here on the world wide web.  Awesome!</p>
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		<title>By: melissalion</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/03/27/a-flashlight-a-spoon-and-a-can-of-flarp/#comment-8304</link>
		<dc:creator>melissalion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where&#039;s that video of Ken and his friend laughing and making fart sounds?

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;melissalion’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://szv.szv.com/~melissal/?p=1025&quot;&gt;Leggings: A Thought.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where&#8217;s that video of Ken and his friend laughing and making fart sounds?</p>
<p><abbr><em>melissalion’s last blog post: <a href="http://szv.szv.com/~melissal/?p=1025">Leggings: A Thought.</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Crissy's Pimp</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/03/27/a-flashlight-a-spoon-and-a-can-of-flarp/#comment-8303</link>
		<dc:creator>Crissy's Pimp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i found the little jar the flarp comes in, but i haven&#039;t found the flarp... yet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i found the little jar the flarp comes in, but i haven&#8217;t found the flarp&#8230; yet.</p>
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		<title>By: Marie</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/03/27/a-flashlight-a-spoon-and-a-can-of-flarp/#comment-8302</link>
		<dc:creator>Marie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not going to lie, I&#039;m a little scared for the cat.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Marie’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://mariesblogcafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/little-johnny-and-aig.html&quot;&gt;Little Johnny  and AIG&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not going to lie, I&#8217;m a little scared for the cat.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Marie’s last blog post: <a href="http://mariesblogcafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/little-johnny-and-aig.html">Little Johnny  and AIG</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/03/27/a-flashlight-a-spoon-and-a-can-of-flarp/#comment-8301</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kids are smarter than us, it&#039;s scary, but true.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Chris’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://survivingmyselfblog.com/2009/03/27/no-time-to-waste/&quot;&gt;no time to waste&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kids are smarter than us, it&#8217;s scary, but true.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Chris’s last blog post: <a href="http://survivingmyselfblog.com/2009/03/27/no-time-to-waste/">no time to waste</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Dingo</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/03/27/a-flashlight-a-spoon-and-a-can-of-flarp/#comment-8300</link>
		<dc:creator>Dingo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Believe me, the Flarp will reappear.  Most likely during a dinner party when Big Pussy is under the table.  As for the spoon, I&#039;m sure Girlfriend was a good little girl and put it right back in the kitchen drawer.  Um,  yeah, remind me to bring my own silverware when I visit.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dingo’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.asiwassaying.com/index.php/aiws/more/how_bout_dem_apples/&quot;&gt;How ’Bout ’Dem Apples!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Believe me, the Flarp will reappear.  Most likely during a dinner party when Big Pussy is under the table.  As for the spoon, I&#8217;m sure Girlfriend was a good little girl and put it right back in the kitchen drawer.  Um,  yeah, remind me to bring my own silverware when I visit.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Dingo’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.asiwassaying.com/index.php/aiws/more/how_bout_dem_apples/">How ’Bout ’Dem Apples!</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Maxie</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/03/27/a-flashlight-a-spoon-and-a-can-of-flarp/#comment-8299</link>
		<dc:creator>Maxie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m scared for the cat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m scared for the cat.</p>
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		<title>By: brookem</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/03/27/a-flashlight-a-spoon-and-a-can-of-flarp/#comment-8297</link>
		<dc:creator>brookem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ha, girlfriend just made my friday.
so did big pussy, i like him/her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ha, girlfriend just made my friday.<br />
so did big pussy, i like him/her.</p>
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		<title>By: SoMi's Nilsa</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/03/27/a-flashlight-a-spoon-and-a-can-of-flarp/#comment-8296</link>
		<dc:creator>SoMi's Nilsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sounds like Crissy needs a big x-ray machine to make sure the spoon and the Flarp didn&#039;t disappear into Kitty. Though, I&#039;m sure you&#039;ll find out soon enough about the &#039;kraut. Have you checked the contents of your litter box?

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;SoMi&#039;s Nilsa’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://newsomi.blogspot.com/2009/03/friday.html&quot;&gt;Friday&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like Crissy needs a big x-ray machine to make sure the spoon and the Flarp didn&#8217;t disappear into Kitty. Though, I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll find out soon enough about the &#8216;kraut. Have you checked the contents of your litter box?</p>
<p><abbr><em>SoMi&#8217;s Nilsa’s last blog post: <a href="http://newsomi.blogspot.com/2009/03/friday.html">Friday</a></em></abbr></p>
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