Crissy wasn’t going to post today because it’s one of those days when she feels quiet.
Yes, it happens sometimes.
And she just didn’t have much to say to anybody and so was going to take the day off and then something funny happened and she thought she’d tell you because she doesn’t have any real friends to call.
Isn’t that lucky for the Queefs though?
Sure it is.
So anyways, Crissy and Girlfriend are at the Stop & Shop doing their groceries when Crissy goes to the deli counter and guess who is there?
Yes! He was!
And he sliced Crissy’s cheese for her and asked if she liked his thickness and…
huhuhuhuhuhuuuuuu…Crissy bets it’s thick, baby…
Where are we?
Oh yes, thickness and that’s when Girlfriend noticed that Vinny has a teeny tiny earring and loudly said to him, “why do you have that earring? Only women wear earrings. YOU LOOK LIKE A WOMAN!!!! Hahahahahahaha! Silly Cheese Man.”
Vinny did not know what to say and so just smiled this dumb smile and sort of looked at Crissy to be rescued but she didn’t do it and you Queefs would have been proud because she was cold as ice and Crissy and Girlfriend just walked off with their cheese and a hair toss and enjoyed a hearty chuckle at Vinny’s expense.
That ought to teach Vinny to toy with Crissy so.
He got owned by a three year old.
Maybe next time he’ll show a little more respect to the QOFE and POFE (That’s Princess of Fucking Everything in case you didn’t know. She’s earned it.).
PS: This will probably drive Vinny wild with desire for Crissy now, right?
- Crissy swears she does not make this shit up
- Mrs. Fancypants Gets a New Nanny
- How Did THAT Get in There?
- Shut Up Beach
- There I was, minding my own business when I noticed there was a dick in my mulch. This is not a euphemism for anything, I swear.