Comments on: Another Crissyspage Brilliant Idea.

By: Heidi Renée

Heidi Renée — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:39:38 +0000

One of my grandfathers drives only Buicks. The other has a minivan but he wears one of those damn WWII hats all the time. Plus he says it double yoo double yoo two (which does not save any syllables so is totally pointless). The hat one is definitely more annoying. Besides, the Buick is pretty nice for an old man car. Heidi Renée’s last blog post: So happy.

By: bing

bing — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:24:54 +0000

I am so on board with you. I can’t stand shitty drivers. I want to run them off the road.

By: melissalion

melissalion — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:16:46 +0000

Ken: I ride my bike when I have no one to run over in my SUV. And I also ride my bike to make my thighs strong. Very strong. Strong. *wink* I'm not good at flirting. melissalion’s last blog post: Hi Hi Okay Yes

By: Maxie

Maxie — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:04:39 +0000

People should have to re-test at like...70? My grandmother is 78 and she is HORRIBLE. She drives my nephews around all the time and she can't see worth shit. Maxie’s last blog post: Would You Rather Wednesday

By: PorkStar

PorkStar — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:28:06 +0000

LMAO cotton heads hahahaha. but i totally feel you on the driving behind them, or cellphone asstwats and whatever elses... PorkStar’s last blog post: Happy St Porky's day!

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:24:05 +0000

What about the family’s that decide it’s a great idea to denote every member with sticker, stick figure representation?

Or the a-hole that you let out of traffic, wave to, only to not get a wave back?

Or the baby on board sticker telling me to drive safely? As though I was planning to drive like a maniac before I saw that reminding sticker.

It makes me want to impale them with my front bumper.

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By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:30:57 +0000

This is awesome, but you've only scratched the surface here. I think old people should have their own lines at stores, too, so they aren't fishing for exact change in pennies on line in front of me at Starbucks while complaining about the cost of everything as I get even later for an appointment with my accountant so that I can pay for their goddamn small tea with my taxes. They should also have their own lines at the DMV, their own restaurants, their own sidewalks, and, please, their own bathrooms. And if they had their own trains and busses, no young person would ever again have to give up a seat for someone just because they are made of nothing but crushed mothballs held together with urine and therefore might blow away if they stand for too long. As QOFE, can you also pass a law that says that nobody over the age of sixty can buy any more makeup? They obviously have too much already. I could go on. Can you tell I could go on? stoogepie’s last blog post: Great Stories of the Bible 2

By: John

John — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:04:51 +0000

If we could just have the flying cars that we were promiced years ago then the Q-tips could drive on the ground and all the cool people could fly right by them. Either that or the transporters that they use on Star-Trek. Oopps, I think my geek just got out.

By: AshinMT

AshinMT — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:42:23 +0000

Yes and ecpecially old people in Raisin Cans (motorhomes) should also be suggested to drive in this special lane. Ps,that granmda looks like she either is somewhere where they drive on the other side of the road/car, or thats a student driver chicken break/steering wheel. Which is it?

By: Lauren

Lauren — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:28:31 +0000

AGREED! Put them to the side so we don't have to deal with their crappy driving. I like it. Lauren’s last blog post: Mentionables