So Sunday was sort of an eventful day because not only did Crissy have some interaction with her Vinny but when Crissy’s father-in-law came over to help Mister with the dry walling Taco’s room project he brought a bag with him and in that bag was this:
Yeah.
It’s particularly stunning with his plaster dusty camouflage pants and NERD tee shirt.
Mister’s mom sent it over for him. Not for Crissy. Not that Crissy wanted it, but it was expressly for The Golden Boy. His mom wore it for a billionty years when she was a school librarian and then his sister wore it during her grunge phase and evidently it is now his turn to wear The Sweater That Just Won’t DIE.
And he wears it all the time now.
Even when he has no pants on which let Crissy tell you is a sight to behold indeed and Crissy thinks she much prefers the naked Mister to the Mister in his Mom Sweater Mister.
See?
That’s much better isn’t it?
At least the naked Mister looks a little dark and mysterious and fuckable as long as you’re into normal serial killers instead of ones with mommy issues like that Norman Bates guy or whatever his name is from that old movie with the shower and the blood and everything.
Right?
But then again maybe Crissy shouldn’t make fun of Mister and his Mom Sweater because he got more comments on Crissy’s blog yesterday than Crissy has all week and most of last week too so his dick is clearly much, much larger than Crissy’s.
Shrink the sweater in the wash, then you can say it died without feeling terribly guilty. (Just don’t shrink it too much that it fits girlfriend or taco.)
I may have done this in the past.
Crissy, I think your dick is bigger! Really!
That should count for SOMETHING…….
I can explain it all Crissy! You’ve heard of the Oedipus Complex right? Freud’s theory where everyone wants to screw their mother and kill their father…….
(DAMN Philosophy of Criticism class!!!)
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Well, Naked Mister still kind of has a sweater thing going on there with all that hair on his chest. I agree with Leah, though…”accidentally” shrink the sweater! Maybe then the dog could wear it? Hmm.
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that sweater is so horrible I’d wear it. like. all the time.
deutlich’s last blog post: Walk Away
Sadly, I’d wear it all the time too. I’m usually cold while my husband is NOT. So, I would want to wear that sweater because it’s ugly and old and probably rather comfy. But I’d have to wash it first. I don’t want any naked Mister cooties. (no offense of course. I was going to comment on the naked Mister picture and hotness and stuff, but then I thought that might be crossing the line and we don’t do that here at Crissyspage, do we? LOL)
Ken’s attempts at hijacking your blog and turning into a artsy, soft-core porn site are…
…well, working quite nicely really!
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ok, so am I the only one that thinks the sweater is hot? Not with those pants, but maybe a nice plaid pair. Very euro punk.
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Ken.
I like you, but I cannot accept this. Put the sweater down, and back away. Back away man. It’s better this way.
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Haaa!! He looks more like a serial killer in the sweater than in his naked pic.
Wait… Ken’s mom was a librarian, too?
Paging Dr. Freud…
“It’s a lovely day in the neighborhood, a lovely day for a neighbor….”
-I’m not a lurker, been reading you for weeks now trying to catch up on everything! *phew!* LOVE your blog!
Ken needs to start his own fashion blog.
Matt’s last blog post: I call bullshit
oh my. that sweater is. um. well. it’s…. well. it’s something, that’s for sure. sort of like if mr rogers did my grandma.
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How the hell LONG was that sweater on Ken’s mom?! Isn’t Ken 6′4″?! It must have been a frickin’ DRESS on her!
as far as the freudian oedipal implications go, please let the record show that it was actually CRISSY who had to ask ME out first.
that was years before she worked in a library, and even more years passed before i first suckled milk from her luscious breast.
i am also hoping that taco is a boy so that we can get some oedipus in the house to counteract all the electra.
I want a picture of naked mister with the sweater on.
k8’s last blog post: Mornings at My House
I’m going through a Ken-crush phase right now. Even the sweater and the camo and the NERD t-shirt is making me a little swoony.
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I would like to add that I know you are pregnant and my last confession could work two ways — it might make you want to slap me in the face, and/or make you want your man even more. I’m hoping for the latter, though I would deserve the slap in the face.
melissalion’s last blog post: Don’t Stay Here
It’s hard to tell. Please adjust the lighting in the second picture or have him lift the sweater in the first, and resubmit.
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I oddly have a sweater that’s rather similar to that. I think I wore it once. For me, it was my grandfather’s sweater… I don’t know that that helps any in his defense, though. What IS the draw to the sweater???
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@ Melissa- I would never slap you. I’d just go behind your back and talk about you like any civilized person would. I appreciate any and all sexual harrassment you might throw his way as he is getting next to none these days due to my current condition. Thank you.
crissy’s last blog post: Mister’s Mom Sweater OR Why Crissy Would Rather See Him Naked.
omg! I love you! I always laugh so bad when I read your blog…Mr.Crissy really looks like a pathological child when wearing the sweater, exactly like Norman Bates…I bet next time he’ll put on the wig and wear lipstick and stuff…
btw..the film is entitled Psycho
I don’t think his post was better than yours, I just think that he was kinda a newbie so we all commented…besides..it was effing funny
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That first picture is scaring me.
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Okay, good. There’s just something about that picture that makes me hot.
melissalion’s last blog post: Don’t Stay Here
@ Melissa- We really need to get that Tudors pron out to you RIGHT AWAY!!!
crissy’s last blog post: Mister’s Mom Sweater OR Why Crissy Would Rather See Him Naked.
Is he wearing it just because it annoys you? Because that’s the only explanation I can come up with.
Megkathleen’s last blog post: Cuh-razy
I’m pretty sure your dick is still the king of dicks, Crissy. Don’t sweat the small stuff.
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What is Mister doing with his right hand in that b/w photo? Is that photo a still of a “coming soon” video about a dirty word of the week? Please say yes.
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I second K8: I want the picture with no pants on. I think the sweater might cover his dick. Or maybe not. Either way, you know, it’s not porn. It’s fashion.
Serial killer — in either picture — is a really good look for Ken.
stoogepie’s last blog post: Mister Shorts Number 8
You only need two more comments to surpass Ken aka. Big Dick from yesterday.
k8’s last blog post: Mornings at My House
I’m totally going to comment twice now so you can win.
Hang on.
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I wear a sweater very similar to that around the house practically every day.
I can’t remember the last time I had sex.
Something to think about.
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Should I let a little spam through so that I can just totally trounce him?
You need no spam. We’re on top of it.
stoogepie’s last blog post: Mister Shorts Number 8
The sweater is working for me, but it may have something to do with the overload of “older women love younger women” lesbo porn I’ve been watching lately. Maybe.
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this whole “getting more comments than ken” thing is bullshit.
BULLSHIT!
Bu, isn’t his dick also Crissy’s? I thought it belonged to you now. In addition to whatever other plastic ones you might have.
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I’m so glad I”m not the only one around here with inappropriate thoughts about this sweater and nakey picture situation. I third K8’s suggestion about a pic of Mister with no pants and just the sweater. I mean, seriously, Crissy got nakey for us. It’s only fair, Mister!
The sexy librarian look is pretty hot on Mister. Next time he should put his hair in a bun, too.
On another note, I made those vegan chocolate raspberry cookies, but I substituted half the oil for raspberry applesauce. They came out deeeeelish, and now when I eat all two dozen I can feel half as guilty. Thanks!
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I am disturbed by the sweater… more disturbed by the noir photo and rethinking my plan to go to bed soon now because nightmares are afoot if that’s the last thing I see before I go to bed. Also, I’ve found that in a two-blogger household, there’s competition even if you don’t mean for there to be. I’ll admit I’m impressed/a little jealous with Mr. POSSLQ makes someone’s blogroll and I don’t.
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