Comments on: Dear Turd Ferguson

By: Sharing is caring | Crissy

Sharing is caring | Crissy — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:37:40 +0000

[...] shout “who’s the boss now, bitch?” and some day she will and maybe even give it The TONY DANZA. And it’s on its last legs too, you know. It has no sound. Try for one second to imagine [...]

By: turd fergunson

turd fergunson — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 06:38:16 +0000

hey queenie!! iam the man and dont you ever forget it!! get down on your backside and like it!!

By: melissalion

melissalion — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:19:39 +0000

Mom blogs — blogs for moms.

I don’t know what that means and maybe it’s because I cut my foot on some coral today and then ate some sushi, but I’m pretty sure there’s something deep in that comment. It’s like a Chinese algorithm or algebra equation or whatever.

May we all live in unintellectual lives.

And also, about my window idea, just put up a pay pal thing, make a post tomorrow and get a window from your admirers.

melissalion’s last blog post: Yesterday My 18 Year-Old Brother Saved My Life

By: Ceci

Ceci — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:42:17 +0000

I like Melissa's idea. I'm game! You could also ask girlfriend to sell chiclets for you maybe? That's how we do it in my country(in da bee-yew-tee-ful Meh-HEE-co)! It helps if you do it at the border while cars are waiting to go out of the country. Also, the way I had it explained to me, the Tony Danza was yelling "Who's the boss?!" before you go in for the Donkey Punch(The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better according to UrbanDictionary.com). That sounds like a MUCH better time to me! Ceci’s last blog post: Morning Announcements

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:29:47 +0000

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By: melissalion

melissalion — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:14:16 +0000

What if we all chip in like $10? That's 60 of us chipping in a tenner. I think we could do that. Who's with me? The plaque will have to be sort of large, or it could just be, Crissys: Thanks for the Queefs. melissalion’s last blog post: Yesterday My 18 Year-Old Brother Saved My Life

By: Josh

Josh — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:37:33 +0000

I don’t know about Tony thingamajig, but ‘buttmunch’ is my new favourite word. Buttmunch buttmunch buttmunch. I am SO going to use it all the time now.

By: Rachel M.

Rachel M. — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:14:08 +0000

You should have a meeting with the ass, ask him what style/color/curtains he would like to see and then do the opposite....and put big pictures of you guys mooning him on the inside of your curtains. Rachel M.’s last blog post: ...and I'm back....

By: Dolce

Dolce — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:35:00 +0000

Home ownership is a bitch, isn't it? Can you tell I have my own problems today... Dolce’s last blog post: Where is my: Motivation, Brain, Sense of Humor, & Happy Place

By: JoeInVegas

JoeInVegas — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:24:56 +0000

Could we just pick a letter for $1.50? JoeInVegas’s last blog post: Is there a doctor in the house?