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  1. I always thought it was “Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.” Now that I watch this, I recall one version banned from television: Weebles gobble and it goes right down…or something like that. I’m sure that’s what Mister is referring to when he says having sex with you is like fucking a Weeble.

    Dingo’s last blog post: Who You Callin’ Chicken?!

  2. I agree with everything Ben said. How come my boobs never looked as fantastic when I was knocked up?

    Oh, and I laughed so hard my crotchfruit woke up. Whoops.

  3. I gave you that cake yesterday because I thought you looked emaciated. You didn’t even eat it all. What’s up with that? I promise to call you skinny, every time I see you with your hand in the candy jar.

  4. Can you please have your own show? I would tune in to watch every single day.

    Now I can’t get the word “weeble” out of my head.Weeble, weeble, weeble, weeble…

    Marie’s last blog post: I Ashed

  5. Ok so I know everyone has already commented on your awesome boobies but I think husband should be saying things like, “Hey, those ta-tas look like tons-o-fun to me,” instead of actually calling YOU tons-of-fun. But that’s just me.

    Cal’s last blog post: Regurgitation

  6. actually, i think you’ve rendered the majority of your readers speechless.

    or maybe they’re just horrified that you won’t let your daughter eat all the twinkies and whipped cream she wants…

    cp

    ps can i play with your boobies later? pretty please?? you don’t even have to be awake.

  7. I can’t watch videos at work :( At least now I have something to look forward to about going home. You know, besides actually going home.

  8. OH, I’d do a weeble if CP is having a hard time. I’m surprised you don’t have him sleeping down on the couch after all the complaints.
    And don’t give Girlfriend whipped cream and twinkies, it’s no good for kids that size. Kids under 9 months are OK.

    JoeInVegas’s last blog post: Cirque weekend

  9. When I was a bajillion months pregnant some old hag at the doctor’s office informed me that I was so gigantic that I “must be having twins…or triplets!” Yes, I was such a whale that was mistaken for 3 times the pregnant that everyone else is allowed.

    This was after Burger King gave me the wrong breakfast that fell into the floor board of the passenger seat as I was driving…and was forced to eat cold later because I couldn’t reach that far over while driving my enormous ass to the OB.

    Cassidy’s last blog post: Colonel in Special Ops said he was the bastard son of Clint Eastwood and Yoda.

  10. Your breasts are spectacular! WOW! Really… they’re… well they look like they’d be great for nuzzling.

    …and this video?! with girlfriend crying ’cause you’re eating all the food and she doesn’t want to share… priceless! I’ll never look at my weebles the same way again (‘cept I have the old ones… from when I was a kid…They have canes now so they don’t wobble so much)

    Forget about what those people say! With those tits you could conquer all of the east coast and most of North America.

    Ceci’s last blog post: Shedding my skin

  11. Am I the only one here who thinks context matters a lot? If CP was fucking you missionary style when he made the comment, that is different than if he said it while you were doing reverse cowgirl on the waterbed, no? That seems pretty complementary.

    Anyways, you’re not fat. You’re bodacious! But even if you were fat, what’s the big deal? Everyone knows that whole MILF tastes better than non-fat MILF.

    I won’t even comment on your boobs, as many already have. They speak for themselves.

    stoogepie’s last blog post: Mister Shorts Number 8

  12. LMAO – omigod why do you not have a TV show?! I would watch you! Seriously….

    I do hope though that Girlfriend wasn’t paying attention as the phrase ‘fuck a weeble’ was uttered… may give her tutor something to comment on… similar situation today when Ella copied me saying ‘that man is acting so retarded!’ really loudly, in the shop, next to the man. FAB!

    Plus – I think you’re looking really slim … someone I know said you were pregnant but I think they must be wrong..!?

    Lastly – listen to Enrique Iglesias I can be your hero baby – and sing I can be your weeble baby instead … it really fits and brings a new edge to the song :)

    nutty mummy’s last blog post: Everybody should do this!

  13. All I can say is: I. LOVE. YOU. (In a non-stalker way.) This is (by far) my favorite blog. Really. You rock. Thank you. :)

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