Have You Fucked Your Weeble Today?


weebles are people too from the gilberts on Vimeo.

*Crissy is not crying in the video. The sniffles and the puffy eyes are from The Sinusitis OR Crissy’s brain is turning to liquid.

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39 Responses to “Have You Fucked Your Weeble Today?”

  1. Shelly says:

    I solemnly swear to not use the terms “tons-of-fun, lard ass, or weeble” in casual, or NOT casual conversation today.

    Out of respect for the QUEEN.

    I think this video should be used as a public service announcement on national television!!

    Shelly’s last blog post: Ashes, Ashes we ALL fall down!!!!

  2. Dingo says:

    I always thought it was “Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.” Now that I watch this, I recall one version banned from television: Weebles gobble and it goes right down…or something like that. I’m sure that’s what Mister is referring to when he says having sex with you is like fucking a Weeble.

    Dingo’s last blog post: Who You Callin’ Chicken?!

  3. MsDarkstar says:

    Oh Dear Crissy, your video made getting up this morning worth it! Thank you!

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  4. Ben says:

    1) Your boobs are huge and fastastic.

    2) I love the colour on your wall.

    3) Girlfriend does a great cryface.

    4) That sex scene was epic.

    5) I sincerely hope Girlfriend does not pick up ‘fuck a weeble’ as her next catchphrase. That snooty school will have the last laugh.

    Ben’s last blog post: I’m never going to hear the end of this one

  5. Tess says:

    Glad I waited until after the kids got on the bus before watching the video. LOL.
    Agree with Bed on the boobs.
    And maybe by the “fucking a Weeble” comment, he meant you keep coming back for more?
    You look great.

    Tess’s last blog post: Our Clothes Are Minty Fresh

  6. Leah says:

    I agree with everything Ben said. How come my boobs never looked as fantastic when I was knocked up?

    Oh, and I laughed so hard my crotchfruit woke up. Whoops.

  7. Akilah Sakai says:

    You are a boobtastic ball of crazy.
    ;)

    Akilah Sakai’s last blog post: Wonky Sandwich Dream

  8. Lynne says:

    I gave you that cake yesterday because I thought you looked emaciated. You didn’t even eat it all. What’s up with that? I promise to call you skinny, every time I see you with your hand in the candy jar.

  9. k8 says:

    God, your boobs are awesome!

    k8’s last blog post: Resignation on the Bathroom Floor

  10. Marie says:

    Can you please have your own show? I would tune in to watch every single day.

    Now I can’t get the word “weeble” out of my head.Weeble, weeble, weeble, weeble…

    Marie’s last blog post: I Ashed

  11. Matt says:

    I agree with Marie.

    You need your own show already. Seriously.

    Matt’s last blog post: If you are a guy don’t read this post

  12. Chris says:

    Your boobs are huge!

    Sorry.

    Chris’s last blog post: get to it

  13. Cal says:

    Ok so I know everyone has already commented on your awesome boobies but I think husband should be saying things like, “Hey, those ta-tas look like tons-o-fun to me,” instead of actually calling YOU tons-of-fun. But that’s just me.

    Cal’s last blog post: Regurgitation

  14. Cal says:

    P.S. This video also made me wish I liked whipped cream.

    Cal’s last blog post: Regurgitation

  15. Kiala says:

    Your boobs are gigantic. You are so very lucky.

    You should name them Weeble and Wobble. BECAUSE THEY DON’T FALL DOWN.

    And also because Dane would like to put his mouth on them.

    Too far?

    Kiala’s last blog post: I guess the jig is up people. Better get into my goo bath.

  16. actually, i think you’ve rendered the majority of your readers speechless.

    or maybe they’re just horrified that you won’t let your daughter eat all the twinkies and whipped cream she wants…

    cp

    ps can i play with your boobies later? pretty please?? you don’t even have to be awake.

  17. hey, if dane gets to partake in mouthing some boob, there needs to be some kind of compensation.

    tit for tat, as it were.

  18. Daisee579 says:

    I can’t watch videos at work :( At least now I have something to look forward to about going home. You know, besides actually going home.

  19. deutlich says:

    it amuses me to no end that Girlfriend HAS to be in every scene.

    PS: your boobs look amazing.

    deutlich’s last blog post: Dinosaurs Don’t Work

  20. Eric says:

    I’m not a regular reader of your blog. I just stumbled upon it because I was using google masterbate to weebles fucking and it led me here.

    Just kidding. Maybe.

    Eric’s last blog post: Brief Thoughts…

  21. JoeInVegas says:

    OH, I’d do a weeble if CP is having a hard time. I’m surprised you don’t have him sleeping down on the couch after all the complaints.
    And don’t give Girlfriend whipped cream and twinkies, it’s no good for kids that size. Kids under 9 months are OK.

    JoeInVegas’s last blog post: Cirque weekend

  22. deutlich says:

    also? i love that my comment about the tits was supported throughout.

    deutlich’s last blog post: Dinosaurs Don’t Work

  23. Thrice says:

    If you look like a weeble, then you’re the hottest, biggest boobs’ owner weeble ever :P

    Thrice’s last blog post: DOG CHOW FOR THE SOUL

  24. Cassidy says:

    When I was a bajillion months pregnant some old hag at the doctor’s office informed me that I was so gigantic that I “must be having twins…or triplets!” Yes, I was such a whale that was mistaken for 3 times the pregnant that everyone else is allowed.

    This was after Burger King gave me the wrong breakfast that fell into the floor board of the passenger seat as I was driving…and was forced to eat cold later because I couldn’t reach that far over while driving my enormous ass to the OB.

    Cassidy’s last blog post: Colonel in Special Ops said he was the bastard son of Clint Eastwood and Yoda.

  25. Ceci says:

    Your breasts are spectacular! WOW! Really… they’re… well they look like they’d be great for nuzzling.

    …and this video?! with girlfriend crying ’cause you’re eating all the food and she doesn’t want to share… priceless! I’ll never look at my weebles the same way again (‘cept I have the old ones… from when I was a kid…They have canes now so they don’t wobble so much)

    Forget about what those people say! With those tits you could conquer all of the east coast and most of North America.

    Ceci’s last blog post: Shedding my skin

  26. Megkathleen says:

    This might be your funniest video yet. I have nothing really witty to say except I want your tig bitties for a day.

    Megkathleen’s last blog post: My brain feels all warm and fuzzy

  27. Daisee579 says:

    Completely worth the wait!!! The visual of the weeble-fing was pretty awesome. Thanks for that.

  28. Jamie says:

    I second Ben’s hope that Girlfriend doesn’t start shouting its like “fucking a weeble”.

    Or I do and I hope you get it on video.

  29. weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

    that was an epic sex scene – epic!

    alexa – cleveland’s a plum’s last blog post: lots of randomness rolled into one

  30. stoogepie says:

    Am I the only one here who thinks context matters a lot? If CP was fucking you missionary style when he made the comment, that is different than if he said it while you were doing reverse cowgirl on the waterbed, no? That seems pretty complementary.

    Anyways, you’re not fat. You’re bodacious! But even if you were fat, what’s the big deal? Everyone knows that whole MILF tastes better than non-fat MILF.

    I won’t even comment on your boobs, as many already have. They speak for themselves.

    stoogepie’s last blog post: Mister Shorts Number 8

  31. Ask Alice says:

    Equal parts disturbing…and hilarious.

    The weeble scene was a visionary masterpiece

    oh and nice tatas!

    Ask Alice’s last blog post: My New BFF

  32. Maxie says:

    hey… at least your boobs look fabulous.

    Maxie’s last blog post: It’s the Freakin Weekend!

  33. nutty mummy says:

    LMAO – omigod why do you not have a TV show?! I would watch you! Seriously….

    I do hope though that Girlfriend wasn’t paying attention as the phrase ‘fuck a weeble’ was uttered… may give her tutor something to comment on… similar situation today when Ella copied me saying ‘that man is acting so retarded!’ really loudly, in the shop, next to the man. FAB!

    Plus – I think you’re looking really slim … someone I know said you were pregnant but I think they must be wrong..!?

    Lastly – listen to Enrique Iglesias I can be your hero baby – and sing I can be your weeble baby instead … it really fits and brings a new edge to the song :)

    nutty mummy’s last blog post: Everybody should do this!

  34. Dingo says:

    I keep watching this video because Girlfriend’s face as she peeks over your shoulder around 2:28 cracks me up!

    Dingo’s last blog post: Who You Callin’ Chicken?!

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