The time is coming Queefs and Taco needs a name.
It’s not that Crissy doesn’t love the name Taco but she heard that Brangelina is going to name their next rainbow adoptee Taco and Crissy is sick and tired of Brad always copying whatever she does and she just wishes he would stop stalking her.
*private note to Brad from Crissy- Why don’t you return my calls? What have I done to hurt you Brad? I got that restraining order from you yesterday and I don’t understand. I thought you loved waking up to me standing over you at night with a can of whipped cream and a Chicks with Dicks movie. Please call me when that crazy skank isn’t around. We need to talk. I… I love you Brad.
So for a while Crissy and Mister’s list of baby names looked like this:
But they have been working very hard and they gave very careful consideration to all 100,000 names. Of course it took about 3 months to get through it because they did it a few very painful pages at a time every morning while having their coffee.
And from this magnificent book, Crissy and Mister have culled a smaller list of names that they think are really very special.
For a boy we have:
Mister (Mister is particularly fond of this one)
And if Taco is a little girl we have:
Also in the book the Crissys saw a few other wonderful name combinations that they like as well:
As you can see, the Crissys still have a lot of work to do to narrow down the list. You may tell them your favorites in the space provided below and don’t a single one of you think about stealing any of them.
Crissy’s Word of the Week will be brought to you by Mister because he had a good one he’s been saving for you.
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