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	<title>Comments on: Help! Help! There&#8217;s a Hog in my Kitchen!!!!</title>
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		<title>By: Carrie</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/02/13/help-help-theres-a-hog-in-my-kitchen/#comment-7343</link>
		<dc:creator>Carrie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 10:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow.  I&#039;m suddenly sad that I&#039;m done having babies because this post, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, is just the comic salve that every pregnant mother needs to read.  This was hilarious! Thank you!

And...I hope you&#039;re feeling better by now, it is all worth it in the end!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.  I&#8217;m suddenly sad that I&#8217;m done having babies because this post, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, is just the comic salve that every pregnant mother needs to read.  This was hilarious! Thank you!</p>
<p>And&#8230;I hope you&#8217;re feeling better by now, it is all worth it in the end!</p>
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		<title>By: Tess</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/02/13/help-help-theres-a-hog-in-my-kitchen/#comment-7338</link>
		<dc:creator>Tess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 01:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just found out that a friend of mine frequents the blog of that OTHER pregnant, but not Hottest Mommy blogger. I locked her in the closet and told her that upon her release, she must immediately rush here and begs for forgiveness from the QOFE!
On a side note, I am disappointed that I now know the OTHER, not-hot mommy blogger is having a baby girl but do not know what the QOFE is having.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just found out that a friend of mine frequents the blog of that OTHER pregnant, but not Hottest Mommy blogger. I locked her in the closet and told her that upon her release, she must immediately rush here and begs for forgiveness from the QOFE!<br />
On a side note, I am disappointed that I now know the OTHER, not-hot mommy blogger is having a baby girl but do not know what the QOFE is having.</p>
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		<title>By: Maxie</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/02/13/help-help-theres-a-hog-in-my-kitchen/#comment-7335</link>
		<dc:creator>Maxie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t feel bad-- I am SO not pregnant and I cannot do that weird move.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Maxie’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ihatesomuch.com/?p=1009&quot;&gt;Black and Tan Penis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t feel bad&#8211; I am SO not pregnant and I cannot do that weird move.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Maxie’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.ihatesomuch.com/?p=1009">Black and Tan Penis</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Trodieseearzihx</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/02/13/help-help-theres-a-hog-in-my-kitchen/#comment-7334</link>
		<dc:creator>Trodieseearzihx</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello, I can&#8217;t understand how to add your blog ( crissyspage.com ) in my rss reader<br />
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		<title>By: longredcape</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/02/13/help-help-theres-a-hog-in-my-kitchen/#comment-7333</link>
		<dc:creator>longredcape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:48:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That may very well be the greatest video I&#039;ve ever watched.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;longredcape’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://longredcape.wordpress.com/2009/02/13/the-cupcakes-probably-would-have-been-too-dry-anyway/&quot;&gt;The cupcakes probably would have been too dry anyway&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That may very well be the greatest video I&#8217;ve ever watched.</p>
<p><abbr><em>longredcape’s last blog post: <a href="http://longredcape.wordpress.com/2009/02/13/the-cupcakes-probably-would-have-been-too-dry-anyway/">The cupcakes probably would have been too dry anyway</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Dingo</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/02/13/help-help-theres-a-hog-in-my-kitchen/#comment-7332</link>
		<dc:creator>Dingo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG!!  I clicked on the link Daisee579 posted and...well...there are no words.  Well, yes there are but they wouldn&#039;t be polite.  Let&#039;s just say that I had to watch the silly white bird do his dance several more times before I could get the image out of my mind.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dingo’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.asiwassaying.com/index.php/aiws/more/my_feet_taste_nasty/&quot;&gt;My Feet Taste Nasty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG!!  I clicked on the link Daisee579 posted and&#8230;well&#8230;there are no words.  Well, yes there are but they wouldn&#8217;t be polite.  Let&#8217;s just say that I had to watch the silly white bird do his dance several more times before I could get the image out of my mind.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Dingo’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.asiwassaying.com/index.php/aiws/more/my_feet_taste_nasty/">My Feet Taste Nasty</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: LiLu</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/02/13/help-help-theres-a-hog-in-my-kitchen/#comment-7331</link>
		<dc:creator>LiLu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OH MY LORD. How did I not know about Snowball?!? I literally had tears streaming down my face watching the first video, have watched all the others, and am seriously contemplating buying his DVD. WANT.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;LiLu’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/02/best-vday-ever.html&quot;&gt;Best. Vday. EVER.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OH MY LORD. How did I not know about Snowball?!? I literally had tears streaming down my face watching the first video, have watched all the others, and am seriously contemplating buying his DVD. WANT.</p>
<p><abbr><em>LiLu’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/02/best-vday-ever.html">Best. Vday. EVER.</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Dingo</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/02/13/help-help-theres-a-hog-in-my-kitchen/#comment-7330</link>
		<dc:creator>Dingo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What?!  You&#039;re pregnant?  But you&#039;re so svelte and slim!  Don&#039;t feel bad.  I think that yoga chick is really just fat and she&#039;s trying to play if off.  It&#039;s not working fat yoga chick!  We are on to you!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dingo’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.asiwassaying.com/index.php/aiws/more/i_shouldve_used_a_car_wash/&quot;&gt;I Should’ve Used A Car Wash&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What?!  You&#8217;re pregnant?  But you&#8217;re so svelte and slim!  Don&#8217;t feel bad.  I think that yoga chick is really just fat and she&#8217;s trying to play if off.  It&#8217;s not working fat yoga chick!  We are on to you!</p>
<p><abbr><em>Dingo’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.asiwassaying.com/index.php/aiws/more/i_shouldve_used_a_car_wash/">I Should’ve Used A Car Wash</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Megkathleen</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/02/13/help-help-theres-a-hog-in-my-kitchen/#comment-7329</link>
		<dc:creator>Megkathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First of all, it is no mistake that you were voted hottest mommy blogger.

Second, don&#039;t hurt yourself doing crazy preggers yoga. That picture scares me.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Megkathleen’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://megwearsfancypants.blogspot.com/2009/02/it-is-gooder-than-good.html&quot;&gt;It is gooder than good&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First of all, it is no mistake that you were voted hottest mommy blogger.</p>
<p>Second, don&#8217;t hurt yourself doing crazy preggers yoga. That picture scares me.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Megkathleen’s last blog post: <a href="http://megwearsfancypants.blogspot.com/2009/02/it-is-gooder-than-good.html">It is gooder than good</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Lauren</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2009/02/13/help-help-theres-a-hog-in-my-kitchen/#comment-7328</link>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please attempt that upside down split picture. Taco may hate it, but your husband could definitely find a flattering angle!

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Lauren’s last blog post: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.halfdesertedstreets.com/2009/02/hipster-culture.html&quot;&gt;Hipster Culture&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please attempt that upside down split picture. Taco may hate it, but your husband could definitely find a flattering angle!</p>
<p><abbr><em>Lauren’s last blog post: <a href="http://www.halfdesertedstreets.com/2009/02/hipster-culture.html">Hipster Culture</a></em></abbr></p>
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