So last night while Crissy was making dinner her mom called.
She was sitting in her kitchen waiting for her friends to come and pick her up for dinner at a wonderful restaurant followed by a Barry Manilow concert.
And she was talking about how excited she was to be going to see Barry and she about swoons and wets her pants every time she talks about him–” Barry, Barry, oh Baaaaarrrrryyyy he’s so hot!”
Crissy is fairly positive that on those Lonely Nights with her rabbit when she’s not fantasizing about being en flagrante delicto with an undercover state trooper, her mom thinks about Barry and maybe instead of watching COPS she even puts in a little Fanilow porn to enhance the mood:
But Crissy doesn’t really like to think about that because it makes her want to kill herself a little bit.
And she said she put on her cutest outfit for him and when Crissy asked if she remembered to put on new panties and a new bra just in case she gets lucky and Barry invites her backstage for a blow job and a maybe a little finger bang she gasped and exclaimed “OH MY GOD!!! I TOTALLY FORGOT TO BRING A BRA!!! GOTTAGOBYE!!!”
And then she hung up on Crissy.
And Crissy went about stirring the pot of swill she was preparing for dinner when the sun started coming over the mountain and it began to dawn on Crissy.
What does she mean by “forgot to bring a bra?”
Knowing Crissy’s mother and how wonderfully luscious her boobies are for a sixtywhateveryearold it’s very safe to assume that she was already wearing one so what was the spare one for….?
SHE’S PLANNING TO THROW HER BRA AT BARRY MANILOW!!!!
And this would not be blogworthy but it is totally out of character for Linda to do something like that. Crissy would have figured her for a thong tosser but not a bra thrower.
She’s losing her touch.
And in other news, this morning while getting dressed Girlfriend put her panties on her head and danced around making fart noises while shaking her naked bum around Crissy’s room.
We’re all stocked up on crazy here.
But that’s not news, really.
It’s just normal.
Crissy needs to thank you Queefs for clicking the ads yesterday! You earned her $10.00! It’s about 80 cents per click so you guys better come here from now on and click your assess off or else you will be de-queefed and you don’t want that do you?
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- Crissy Smells A Caper
- Add a Little Sparkle and Sass
- A post in which Crissy includes a gratuitious number of pictures of herself in her new bathing suit
- I don’t know what he thought I would do when I found this, but I’m blogging about it because let’s face it…I have no idea where I was going with this.
- Show Me Your Bottles, I Mean Cans, I Mean Tits.