Comments on: Fucktard Barnyard Version 2.0

By: Lauren

Lauren — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:54:49 +0000

Good luck Girlfriend! Lauren’s last blog post: Hipster Culture

By: Maxie

Maxie — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:40:51 +0000

If girlfriend knows what's good for her she will flip out... what a boring place. What's your phone number... I need to have a talk w/ your daughter. Maxie’s last blog post: My new home…

By: melissalion

melissalion — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 01:39:04 +0000

Yay! My word works! If I’m supervising, can I still kick some ass? Or spray paint penises or whatever?

By: Musing

Musing — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:44:25 +0000

Crossing fingers for Girlfriend! Although, a post about how you spray painted giant dicks on the school is awfully tempting. Musing’s last blog post: Accessories are like nipples

By: MsDarkstar

MsDarkstar — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:46:04 +0000

I am thinking that the asstwats (I like that word!) will be aglow over her seemingly healthy fear of authority. Little do they know she is the QOE and will have the other students doing her bidding soon after her admission to Hoity Toity Academy. When Girlfriend does leave her current school situation, I think she should bring a great big allergen-filled treat to school along with a couple of those lovely juiceboxes (one red, one white) to celebrate her ascension! MsDarkstar’s last blog post..Countdown to (Mr.POSSLQ's) Vacation

By: aznman

aznman — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:01:31 +0000

Ummmmmm……

What the heck goes on at home when Girlfriend does something wrong????

Does Mister get out a cattle prod or something?

I mean why else would she immediately dive under the table at the school assessment after spilling a cup of beans?

Do we need to call DCYF (or other appropriate authorities)??

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:23:43 +0000

I'm glad that Girlfriend did okay, although I will be disappointed if she manages to make nice with the asstwats in the end. I already stole Melissa's word! No matter how it eventually turns out, will you please spray paint giant dicks somewhere? stoogepie’s last blog post..Happy Black History Month

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:21:28 +0000

I hope girlfriend gets in this time even if it means that I can't come to Rhode Island and spray paint giant dicks on some school full of snobby twats. Megkathleen’s last blog post..My new business plan

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:45:12 +0000

So that's good news, right? Also I just wanted to add that Scorpios are the best. Chris’s last blog post..mass appeal

By: Crissy

Crissy — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:36:33 +0000

UPDATE: Girlfriend did fine when we left the room and was fine for about 40 minutes until she spilled a cup of dried beans and immediately dove under the table because she was scared the teachers would yell at her. She refused to come out and Mister was summoned. He reassured her and left again. She was fine and having fun when we returned to pick her up.
That’s all we know. They didn’t seem to be looking at her with Judgy Judgington eyes which must mean that Sweet and Adorable Girlfriend showed up and not Fire Monster Girlfriend.

She also gave one of the other little girls a big hug before she left.

It went better than the last time and that’s all I can say for now.

PS: I’m glad to know that Geminis know they’re a pain in the ass. At least you admit it.