Crissy knows she promised the Queefs that she wouldn’t post stuff about being pregnant unless it was noteworthy or funny or something because she is well aware that other people’s pregnant stories sound fascinating to them and no one else.
In fact, it would make an awesome eecard:
But this?
This is reaching a height of ridiculous that Crissy did not expect and thus it is noteworthy.
The other day Crissy put on a Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses movie for Girlfriend and, well, Crissy has been feeling a lot like having Sexy Time lately because of all the hormones and everything and she found herself with a sudden and intense desire for the prince in the movie who apparently has quite the little fetish for women’s shoes:
Maybe that’s the attraction because Crissy also likes shoes.
But he wasn’t even in doll form in the movie so it’s not like Crissy had some sort of Real Doll fantasy or something.
That would be almost a little bit normal.
But he’s a cartoon!!!
And it’s not the old blond haired dude you see in the first part either.
Crissy’s not a total sicky.
Prince Derek is the one with the bird on his shoulder.
He’s soooo dreamy.
Derek, not the bird.
He brings about a stirring in Crissy’s underpanties the likes of which we have not seen since Mick St. John:
Only Mick St. John is a real vampire and Prince Derek is a cartoon.
huhuhuhuhuh….bite Crissy Mick, bite her….
Okay Crissy that is QUITE ENOUGH!
You see the problem right Queefs?
This cannot be normal.
Please Queefs.
Tell Crissy who may or may not have rubbed one out to Prince Derek last night while Mister was working late and so unable to tend to Crissy’s needs that you too have wanted to do Very Naughty Things with a cartoon.
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I’m sorry – but I can’t say I’ve had a crush on a cartoon before..
I’m of no help
In my enormous fantasy life I have wished for many things. Cartoon wieners though? Nay-Nay.
Tweet-Tweet: Magicians?! priceless.
Real vampires vs. fake cartoons…
hmmm.
I dont even know where to start. I guess all I will say is do what feels good, you know?
hmm when i think of naughty and cartoon…i think hentai…perhaps the next word of the week???
no doubt Mister has more to add…
hey, i’ve seen some pretty good hentai: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai
that’s probably a good word of the week, eh?
here are some good examples:
http://www.formel1-sex.com/hentai-lesben.jpg
http://www.nudeasianteen.net/anal-hentai.jpg
No cartoon crushes for me either, but then again, let’s ask ourselves what is normal? Does any of us really know the answer to that? Anyone? Anyone?
I would have to stick with Mick. All of the Barbie cartoons have started to look the same to me. Though I was impressed with how different the Disney Prince dolls are from Barbie Ken dolls.
@ Valerie-Do they have PENISES???? Not that I care or anything.
If being into cartoon/costume animals is being a furry, what the term for being into a cartoon prince? We know it’s not queening…
Shit – every night I wrestle with the same question – Arielle or Jasmine?
Can’t say I’ve ever had a crush on any men dolls. And why is he around all those shoes?
Suddenly I don’t fit in.
Hrmph.
Oh! I’ve got this one, people!
I always had a major crush on the cartoon version of that Aha guy in the Take on Me video.
And also Kidd Video. I had a thing for him too.
Oh and for awhile, I had a major spin out over Steve from Bloom County.
I’m sure there’s more…I’ll get back to you.
And if a man reveals rubbing one out to a cartoon he is an unforgivable perv. Yet you can find toon porn just as easily as live action
Hmm Cartoons nope I just Don’t think will work…..opps wait I forgot about Betty and Veronica..
I’d have sex with a guy to get twenty pairs of dancing shoes. That’s the same, right?
When did you add the lovely glass of chardonnay up top? I know this probably has some avatar-ish name, but I don’t know what it is.
that is a favicon, rachel…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favicon
added yesterday.
Umm, hello PRINCE ERIC from The Little Mermaid. Yummmm slurp.
I’m thinking that with all those shoes around, Prince Derrick might prefer to hang out with the Woodland Gayz.
You’re not alone, although I tend to go the anime and RPG direction for my cartoon boys.
Squall from Final Fantasy 8 (who does have the look of the guy from ah-ha )and Vash from Trigun (the serious one not the cartoon-y, goofy one… mostly ’cause he reminds me of the boyo)
and I second the Prince Eric vote…
I think CP better stop working late or he may lose his woman. I wonder how much a cartoon prince earns.
Thank God I’m not the only one! I’ve had sex dreams EVERY.NIGHT. for a week.
Husband has been getting lots of sexy time. He’s threatened to sleep in the guest room so he can get some sleep.
Oops.
I cannot believe you jacked it to a cartoon..
cannot
believe
you
Dimitri the red-haired guy from Anastasia, voiced by the adorable John Cusack.
Well, Bugs Bunny was kinda cute when he dressed as a girl…
bugs bunny? how about JESSICA FUCKING RABBIT:
.. and to address what joeinvegas said, we have FINALLY triumphed over a nearly 24 total meltdown of a test/dev ESX server farm–a meltdown triggered by an out of date storeport driver on a windows consolidated backup server which prevented it from releasing a hold on two SCSI LUNS, thereby causing the ESX machines to fail to mount their 2TB datastores.
so i’m coming home, and you’d better have your game face on…
Um, Aladdin? Yes, please.
(Also Demetri from Anastasia)
Ok, so not really related to your post, but did you know your fave vampire show came out on dvd last week? I heard it on the radio and was going to email you, but I am easily distracted so I didn’t remember until just now.
I totally wanted to bang Robin Hood (the fox, from the Disney movie) and that’s like SUPER weird and creepy because hello! he’s not even human.
I was another with Demetri from Anastasia.
……my mind just wandered for a second there…
cartoons … heck yea.
I got your back.
Prince Eric – been said – YUM
and what about mr. pitt in coolworld.
that’s all kinds of nasty but heck, why not?
Also: Leon Kennedy from the Resident Evil games. I’d do him.
I must warn you to not watch the scene in Tarzan (the disney cartoon version) where he kills the cheetah and he holds it above his head and they pan around his perfectly chiseled naked torso showing a close up of every single muscle and bulge….
Um yeah.
The first time a friend and I were watching that movie there may have been a bong involved and lots of the silly smoke but we looked at each other in awe after that scene and said in unison- “soooo hot”
Then we laughed at ourselves, but my point is YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
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