So as not to be outdone by Lynne’s boobie mug, Crissy thought she might bring this one into work this morning and see how it hits the people over at Schmuckytown Pubic.
Crissy is sure this is just what she’s needed to get the respect and admiration she deserves in the workplace because everyone knows that what librarians need most is a little dick with their coffee in the morning.
But Crissy doesn’t use it for coffee because she thinks it’s the perfect thing to enjoy her favorite breakfast Vanilla Smoothie in:
But the thick smoothie sort of clogs the tip so Crissy has to try and suck it out which doesn’t work so good because it gives her The TMJ and also gravity is an issue so it turns out she has to enjoy her smoothie from a regular glass just like normal people.
It’s not as delicious but it’s easier to drink.
Wait till Lynne sees THIS!!!
She may be have the tits but Crissy’s got the balls and the shaft!
Oh and Crissy has a very, very exciting announcement to make!
Crissy has noticed from what some of the Queefs say in the comments section that you kids seem to be severely lacking in the inappropriate vocabulary department so Crissy is doing what any good Queen who is devoted to the well-being and smartness of her peoples would do when she sees that the educational system has once again failed to educate them properly.
And so Crissy is happy and proud to present to you Crissy’s Word of the Week!!!!!
Ya-Ta-Da-Da!!!!!
You can find the definitions to horrifying, offensive, inappropriate, astoundingly disgusting yet delightfully titillating words right here every Monday.
No decision has been reached about whether it will be in the form of a widget or if Crissy will just put it in her posts instead.
It depends on Mister and his lazy ass.
So without further ado, the word of the week is, rather appropriately, Queening.
Queening: gerund. The act of a woman sitting on her subservient’s face.
Everyone knows that George Bush is totally bummed he never got a chance to have Ann Coulter over to the White House for a little queening and perhaps even a nice fisting.
Use it in a sentence today!
PS: Happy Groundhog day Queefs and Queefettes!
That little fucker better see his shadow or whatever makes it so spring comes early because seriously?
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i could just look at that 2nd picture all day long….i wish i could be that cup….
you could always get yourself a flickr account, download it at original resolution (3504 x 2336), and make it your new desktop wallpaper.
btw, i am totally getting another copy of that mug so i can walk into a meeting with it and say, “what? i just wanted to be like all you cocksuckers!”
You are ridiculous.
And I love it.
HAHA. Awesome.
I wonder what it looks like if you drink Mountain Dew or lemonade out of the ween mug… It’s sterile, right Mister?
Where do you FIND these cups????
Whoa mama! (At a loss for words here.)
Those pictures are inappropriate on every level. I love it!
Love the mug.
If the groundhog sees his shadow, we are destined to freeze our asses off for the rest of the year. He get’s scared and runs and hides, and spring won’t come until he crawls back out.
Yes, “the little fucker” saw his shadow, but all that means is that I need to buy more hot chocolate.
Holy crapola! Awesome, yet somehow disturbing. But in a good way.
This is why I visit your page everyday. My education will now be complete.
And this is why I read your blog every morning. For the new vocab and immense amount of laughs.
I’m using your new words at work from now on.
This is the greatest idea ever. It’s like when I open google, except so much better! And I’m loving the vanilla smoothy pictures. I want a vanilla smoothie. But what does it say about me that I’d rather have it in the boob cup?
I can’t think of anything to say after looking at that second picture.
Um…
Nope. Nothing. I’m scrolling back up.
I’m glad I’m not a guy ’cause I’d totally be sporting a woody right now.
Well played, dear. Well played.
p.s. your husband’s mullet is proudly displayed for mullet monday today!
Oh thank GOD I went a different way with your thank you gift. I was two seconds away from sending that to you yesterday.
Um…your office is WAY better than mine. All the old bastards in this office would have a meeting in the conference room to discuss how to handle my boner mug.
since tess brought up groundhogs, does anyone find the phrase “Gobbler’s Knob” exceedingly funny, or is it just me?
Wow, 18 comments and nobody went with your word of the day yet. I just sat here imagining the Queen of Fuckin’ Everything queening and was extremely jealous of CP. Hey – there’s another mug to look for . . .
FABULOUS peen mug and the vanilla smoothie? PRICELESS!
Thanks for makin’ Monday worth getting out of bed for!
And Mister? “Gobbler’s Knob”? Yes, most excessively funny!
You have no shame, nor should you.
The one time you don’t want your tea pot to be short and stout.
It’s sad. When I was teaching, I’m pretty sure my STUDENTS taught me some new vocabulary. I’m too naive.
I didn’t come back looking for more pics. I promise. I didn’t.
chris, there were a lot more pics.
just so you know…
So educational! I will definitely use queening in a sentence later. Maybe I’ll squeeze it in as part of a question during my accounting class.
My man-slave will be leaving for a business trip tomorrow, therefore, tonight there will be much queening. How’s that?
you make me laugh so much. this was ridiculously hilarious.
Oh my god that looked so real!! I was like, “What am I seeing?!?!?”
next week’s word should be “muffin nugget.” look it up at urbandictionary.com! toodles!
I’m very excited about the word of the day. I almost feel like it’s a gift from you guys just for me. You are the best neighbors ever!