The Gay Years
So yesterday Crissy talked about an ex-bf and his hotness and his bratwurst and today she calls her husband gay. And Crissy loves the gays but it’s not exactly a quality she’s looking for in a husband. But on second thought, Crissy thinks that maybe a gay husband wouldn’t wake her up at 5 am with a knock on her back door and that would be cool.
But judging by the way Mister sexually harasses The Lioness and The Lovely Miss Kiala and also Crissy, Crissy thinks we can all agree that Mister is decidedly not. gay. but judging by these pictures of him from a few years back?
He’s as gay as the day is long.
Gayer even than Jazz Hands.
With bad fashion sense.
And this was taken when he was fresh out of the United States Naval Academy where there were 1,000 people in his class and only 100 of them were big lezzies girls. You do the math on that one Queefs.
And uh, Seaman Gilbert?
Crissy is just saying.
And Crissy isn’t a stupid woman Queefs.
There will be retaliation for this.
Somewhere, sometime, but it will come.
And it will be swift and decisive because that’s how Mister rolls.
Wait for it…