Good morning Queefs!
Isn’t that sign Mister and Aznman made just da bomb?
Are the kids still saying things are da bomb or did Crissy just embarrass herself again?
Oh.
Ahem.
As promised Crissy spent a little time going through all of your wonderful suggestions for what to name her imaginary topless coffee shop and if you win you get a Wonderful Prize which is sure to make you the envy of the entire office or at least of formula fed babies everywhere.
She has purchased it online this very morning from a gentleman who is hopefully a very reliable vendor and it will be on it’s way to Crissy’s house shortly. Crissy’s a little suspicious because he asked if she could meet him in a Taco Bell parking lot with the cash and Crissy’s never paid for anything she’s bought online that way before…
Crissy is sure it will be fine.
Anyhooters, here’s the poll.
Loading ...Crissy tried to narrow it down as much as she could but it was hard Queefs.
Everyone is so sick and twisted creative around here!
PS: Crissy is thinking of having an imaginary wet tee shirt contest for the make pretend grand opening. Isn’t that brilliant? Screw books. Crissy should open tittie bars for a living.
that sign is fucking amazing
When will you be accepting applications for employment? I’ve always wanted to “flash” customers ‘cos that’s how you get the good tips.
Transactions that go down in Taco Bell parking lots very rarely turn out well.
At least in my experience.
YOU are da bomb.
sexpresso takes an early lead!!!
I SO want to be in the wet t-shirt contest. I might even send you a picture, I’m THAT sure I’d win.
I got a nice rack.
SOMEONE should get to see it! There’s no action around here….
All this coffee talk is well and good but the most important question for me is, will they serve scones?
Or maybe it doesn’t have to be imaginary if you could get some hot bloggers to take pictures of themselves in wet t-shirts. C’mon, please???
I would like to be the first customer to this new and awesome cafe. Especially if it is called D Cup Cafe, only because mine are Ds.
Sexpresso….all the way!!!
I saw the wet t-shirt contest. I’d like to enter.
… hot n perky neck and neck with sexpresso…
I voted for Two Lumps not just because of its subtle genius but because it would also attract hetero girls and gay boys confused by its meaning.
hot n perky takes the lead!
I voted, but my vote didn’t go to the most popular one. Boo. In any case, you’ve got a real winner on your hands. Hilarious!
Being male i don’t have a good rack but am willing to judge a wet t-shirt/no shirt/or any type of female boobie contest that you or your loyal subjects would like to post.
What can i say, i’m a giver.
sexpresso!!!!!!!!!!
wait– the person who made the sign should definitely win the prize!
well, i made the sign. i am not eligible for prizes from crissyspage.com
but i came up with the idea!
Crap, I didn’t realize this would already be underway! I would have voted for my suggestion! (Two Lumps)