First Crissy would like to send a shout out to bff Rachel for ending their conversation last night with a solid decision on how many Fiber One products a person can consume in one day and live to tell the tale. Turns out it’s about three and then you’ve gone to plaid.
Anyone who gets that reference–High Five!
Anyone consuming more than three Fiber One products in one day had better wear a helmet or something.
Also, today is Crissy’s 300th post!
And now Crissy would like to thank everyone for their wonderful and creative contributions to the topless coffee house naming project and so Crissy is announcing
A CRISSYSPAGE BOOBIE CONTEST!!!
You have until Sunday night to come up with a name for Crissy’s coffee house and put it in the comments section of either today’s or yesterday’s post. Crissy will make a poll of her favorites and let the Queefs decide on Monday who the winner will be.
And then the winner will be announced on Tuesday.
And what is the prize you ask?
Well it’s one of these of course!
Or something a lot like it depending on what Crissy is able to get her hands on.
So put your thinking caps on Queefs and get those creative juices flowing!
(just don’t get any on Crissy. She’s had her fill of juices as of late.)
(EW! Who said that? That’s disgusting!)