Oh my god you know what Crissy just noticed you guys?
Crissy talked about her bum yesterday and now she’s going to talk about poop!
Poop and bums.
That’s what we’re about here.
That’s how we roll.
So maybe we’ll do another poll here but this one is about poop instead of bums only first Crissy has to tell you a little story.
Once upon a time Crissy was sitting in the break room of the library eating Amy’s organic lentil soup and reading about Brangelina’s latest trip to The Land of the Brown Peoples to buy adopt another baby and otherwise minding her own business when someone came in to tell her the news in the shaky and hushed tones of someone in severe shock and dismay.
“Somebody pooped in the book drop.”
“WHAT?” said Crissy, delighted and hoping she heard it right.
“somebody pooped in the book drop!“
“Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa! That’s awesome! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
And nobody thought it was funny.
Except for Crissy of course but that’s okay because she doesn’t really fit in with the church ladies anyway and it makes her feel rawther superior actually that she has a sense of humor, no matter how twisted it may be . And it even amuses Crissy that they’re all still in a big kerfuffle over the whole affair and it’s been ages since it happend and Crissy has yet to convince anyone at Schmuckytown library that it’s fucking funny. They get all fired up at the mere mention of the incident and so Crissy brings it up every once in a while just to fuck with people.
And when Crissy told her mom the story she had the same reaction as Crissy so that means that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree or crazy is as crazy does or that at least there’s someone out there that has the same sense of humor or justice or something or whatever.
Also, Rachel and her husband Timmy! (you always have to say Timmy! with an exclamation point because he’s that awesome) thought it was funny and of course Mister who is a lot twisted…
But that’s it!
Most people are horrified by it.
And even Lynne, LYNNE !!! of all people only saw the humor after like a year and would only admit it when nobody else was around.
Crissy doesn’t get it.
And so now this story has become one Crissy tells people to sort of test them a little bit because there are two kinds of people in this world–those who think shit is funny and those who do not.
So tell your Crissy Queefs.
- Okay, yesterday we learned that there are THREE kinds of people in this world. Those who bring lonely sandwiches, those who bring lunchboxes full of crap, and those who take the whole thing way too seriously (or not seriously enough, depending on how you look at it).
- Water Wizz! What?
- No Thanks, Assholes.
- The Most Random Crap You’ve Ever Read
- Somebody buy this fridgin thing! What a stupid title, Crissy.