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	<title>Comments on: Crissy&#8217;s Gift to the Pathetic, Downtrodden, Shat Upon Queefs at Work on Christmas Eve</title>
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		<title>By: stoogepie</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/24/crissys-gift-to-the-pathetic-downtrodden-shat-upon-queefs-at-work-on-christmas-eve/#comment-6155</link>
		<dc:creator>stoogepie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t think of anything more sexy than Crissy breathing like a polar bear and barking like a seal.

That is all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t think of anything more sexy than Crissy breathing like a polar bear and barking like a seal.</p>
<p>That is all.</p>
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		<title>By: Maxie</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/24/crissys-gift-to-the-pathetic-downtrodden-shat-upon-queefs-at-work-on-christmas-eve/#comment-6147</link>
		<dc:creator>Maxie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yesterday I saw a book @ borders called &quot;gingerbread karma sutra&quot;. 


It has little gingerbread people doing all these sexy time moves. Next year I&#039;ll definitely send it to you :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday I saw a book @ borders called &#8220;gingerbread karma sutra&#8221;. </p>
<p>It has little gingerbread people doing all these sexy time moves. Next year I&#8217;ll definitely send it to you <img src='http://crissyspage.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: deutlich</title>
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		<dc:creator>deutlich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Merry Christmas and I hope you feel better soon!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merry Christmas and I hope you feel better soon!</p>
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		<title>By: UrbanVox</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/24/crissys-gift-to-the-pathetic-downtrodden-shat-upon-queefs-at-work-on-christmas-eve/#comment-6145</link>
		<dc:creator>UrbanVox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 12:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>as I keep trying to convince my wife... a good shag is the best medicine for anything... ;)
snot or no snot! :)
hehehehehe</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>as I keep trying to convince my wife&#8230; a good shag is the best medicine for anything&#8230; <img src='http://crissyspage.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
snot or no snot! <img src='http://crissyspage.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
hehehehehe</p>
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/24/crissys-gift-to-the-pathetic-downtrodden-shat-upon-queefs-at-work-on-christmas-eve/#comment-6144</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 02:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my, I gave that book to my now ex-boyfriend, who dumped me soon afterwards for an old lover he decided he just had to be with.....I got some use out of it, at least, but not as much as I would have liked, the lazy bastard. Anyway, Crissy, try some eucalyptus oil for the stuffed up head. Put some on a cotton ball or something, and just breathe it in, and it should give you some relief. Hope you feel better soon, and enjoy the holiday!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my, I gave that book to my now ex-boyfriend, who dumped me soon afterwards for an old lover he decided he just had to be with&#8230;..I got some use out of it, at least, but not as much as I would have liked, the lazy bastard. Anyway, Crissy, try some eucalyptus oil for the stuffed up head. Put some on a cotton ball or something, and just breathe it in, and it should give you some relief. Hope you feel better soon, and enjoy the holiday!</p>
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		<title>By: Dingo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dingo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had all kinds of witty things to say.  Things like &quot;Santa&#039;s South Pole,&quot; and &quot;Riding Santa&#039;s Sleigh,&quot; but in the spirit of the season, I&#039;m just going to wish you a very merry Christmas.  But here&#039;s a suggestion, why don&#039;t you have Mr. Crissy wear the nipple-less crotchless outfit?  Make a video.  It will be your Christmas present to all your Queefs.  Thank you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had all kinds of witty things to say.  Things like &#8220;Santa&#8217;s South Pole,&#8221; and &#8220;Riding Santa&#8217;s Sleigh,&#8221; but in the spirit of the season, I&#8217;m just going to wish you a very merry Christmas.  But here&#8217;s a suggestion, why don&#8217;t you have Mr. Crissy wear the nipple-less crotchless outfit?  Make a video.  It will be your Christmas present to all your Queefs.  Thank you.</p>
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		<title>By: melissalion</title>
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		<dc:creator>melissalion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh god. I am living this right now. LIVING IT.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh god. I am living this right now. LIVING IT.</p>
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		<title>By: rachel</title>
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		<dc:creator>rachel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>okay...at my in-laws WISHING I could find a copy of ANY Christmas movie.

Why?

I just found a book on tantra.

*shudder*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>okay&#8230;at my in-laws WISHING I could find a copy of ANY Christmas movie.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>I just found a book on tantra.</p>
<p>*shudder*</p>
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		<title>By: Arjewtino</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/24/crissys-gift-to-the-pathetic-downtrodden-shat-upon-queefs-at-work-on-christmas-eve/#comment-6139</link>
		<dc:creator>Arjewtino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can I borrow that book when you&#039;re done?

What?  You&#039;ll never be done?

OK, I&#039;m off to Borders...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can I borrow that book when you&#8217;re done?</p>
<p>What?  You&#8217;ll never be done?</p>
<p>OK, I&#8217;m off to Borders&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Crissy's Pimp</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/24/crissys-gift-to-the-pathetic-downtrodden-shat-upon-queefs-at-work-on-christmas-eve/#comment-6138</link>
		<dc:creator>Crissy's Pimp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;He’s all Pavlov’s Dog for her shit because Crissy’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.&lt;/strong&gt;

that&#039;s going on your tombstone.

and by the way, did you ever notice how slippery snot is?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>He’s all Pavlov’s Dog for her shit because Crissy’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.</strong></p>
<p>that&#8217;s going on your tombstone.</p>
<p>and by the way, did you ever notice how slippery snot is?</p>
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