Remember how last year Crissy went shopping at The Wal Mart for some great gift ideas to make fun of what the poor are buying each other this year help you all with your shopping?
Is there anything Crissy does that you don’t remember, Queefs?
Anyways, Crissy and Mister and Girlfriend went back there with the soul purpose of finding another list of gift suggestions and also to pick up Girlfriend’s Christmas pictures that you can have printed out over there and you know what we found?
A whole lotta nuthin’.
It was very disappointing.
It was all bath stuff really and an assortment of electric toothbrushes. Apparently the message they’re trying to send this year is “You fucking people stink. Take a fucking bath Wal-Mart shoppers! Oh, and take a power tool to the shit on your teeth while you’re at it.”
This is a message that is long overdue if you ask Crissy.
But we took a few pictures anyway because why the hell not?
Is it me or do the Bratz dolls just look like ghetto skanks to you?
Is this what we really want to teach our girls to emulate?
(Crissy wants one for Christmas anyway because imagine how a Bratz could add to the Barbie situations! RIGHT? Huh??? You see the potential here too, right Queefs?)
And Crissy made a funny of this one last year, but this year we wound up buying not one but two of these little gems. One for Girlfriend and one for Alena because “Alena will love that mom. She’ll just go crazy for it.”
And this is more glamor than Crissy thinks she can handle.
A Fortune Telling M&M?
Crissy predicts a fat ass for the recipient of this lovely and classic gift.
Britney Spears Curious perfume…
Hmmmm…Crissy is curious about a lot of things too there Brit-Brit.
Like how is it possible that she can have any sort of a career left after all the fuckery she pulled? Are we supposed to forget about the umbrella incident and the head shaving incident and the punani flashing incident?
And does crazy even have a smell?
Watermelon Hubba Bubba perhaps?
And this post is going to end rather abruptly because Crissy woke up late and Girlfriend has been in and out of the room interrupting her every three seconds and it’s time to take a shower and haul her ass to work and Girlfriend to school so happy Wednesday.