Comments on: Vaseline: Perfect for Chapped Lips and Banging Your Mother http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/ Queen of F*cking Everything Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:42:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: kathy http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/#comment-5965 kathy Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:13:26 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1481#comment-5965 you rock chrissy... i'm a  sex educator so i felt compelled to remind everyone that vaseline is a terrible lubricant if your using it with condoms! anything that has petroleum in it will cause condoms to break... even lip gloss :) you rock chrissy… i’m a  sex educator so i felt compelled to remind everyone that vaseline is a terrible lubricant if your using it with condoms!

anything that has petroleum in it will cause condoms to break… even lip gloss :)

]]> By: MsDarkstar http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/#comment-5935 MsDarkstar Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:58:38 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1481#comment-5935 No Vaseline in my house... INDUSTRIAL SIZE K-Y tube on the table next to the 'rent's bed.   I could never understand, though, why Mom had all sorts of dry skin lotion because I had it in my head that "personal lubricant" must be for dry skin...  I finally figured out that my stepfather just wanted "unscented" lotion.  I'll leave you to imagine my "sun coming over the mountain" moment the first time a boyfriend pulled out the K-Y. ("Hmmm, this is a strange time to be thinking about dry skin...") No Vaseline in my house… INDUSTRIAL SIZE K-Y tube on the table next to the ‘rent’s bed.   I could never understand, though, why Mom had all sorts of dry skin lotion because I had it in my head that “personal lubricant” must be for dry skin…  I finally figured out that my stepfather just wanted “unscented” lotion. 

I’ll leave you to imagine my “sun coming over the mountain” moment the first time a boyfriend pulled out the K-Y. (“Hmmm, this is a strange time to be thinking about dry skin…”)

]]> By: Jess http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/#comment-5933 Jess Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:03:50 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1481#comment-5933 In college I suffered from horrible migraines and when the doctors finally figured out they were partly caused by dry air, they suggested I put Vaseline under my nose each night before I went to bed.  And said that it works great on chapped lips as well.  My roommates never bought that story as a feasible explanation for the Vaseline on my night stand, but it's the truth.  But I kept it far from my porn. In college I suffered from horrible migraines and when the doctors finally figured out they were partly caused by dry air, they suggested I put Vaseline under my nose each night before I went to bed.  And said that it works great on chapped lips as well.  My roommates never bought that story as a feasible explanation for the Vaseline on my night stand, but it’s the truth.  But I kept it far from my porn.

]]> By: dmb5_libra http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/#comment-5932 dmb5_libra Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:59:26 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1481#comment-5932 uggggggggh. thats the only way i can respond. uggggggggh. thats the only way i can respond.

]]> By: Crissy's Pimp http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/#comment-5931 Crissy's Pimp Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:41:14 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1481#comment-5931 actually, crissy's mom is quite hot, if i say so myself. it's one of the reasons i married my wife. ;) she's better looking than she thinks she is, which is always a plus. there are a couple of pics available <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ken-gilbert/tags/linda/" rel="nofollow">here</a>. actually, crissy’s mom is quite hot, if i say so myself. it’s one of the reasons i married my wife. ;)

she’s better looking than she thinks she is, which is always a plus. there are a couple of pics available here.

]]> By: cew http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/#comment-5929 cew Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:11:43 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1481#comment-5929 Would you post some pictures of your mom? <em>Crissy's mom has got it going on . . .</em> Would you post some pictures of your mom?

Crissy’s mom has got it going on . . .

]]> By: JayJay http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/#comment-5928 JayJay Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:59:04 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1481#comment-5928 ewwwwww the mere thought of that is gross lol ewwwwww the mere thought of that is gross lol

]]> By: Nilsa http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/#comment-5927 Nilsa Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:52:27 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1481#comment-5927 The mere thought of my parents having sex is horrifying. I'd much rather live my life in happy ignorance. They had sex twice. Once for me. Once for my brother. That's it. You know what's worse than discovering your dad's Vaseline? Discovering your mom writes a dirty blog! =) The mere thought of my parents having sex is horrifying. I’d much rather live my life in happy ignorance. They had sex twice. Once for me. Once for my brother. That’s it.

You know what’s worse than discovering your dad’s Vaseline? Discovering your mom writes a dirty blog! =)

]]> By: rs27 http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/#comment-5926 rs27 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:54:12 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1481#comment-5926 I thought lip gloss was sex lube? I've been doing it all wrong. I thought lip gloss was sex lube?

I’ve been doing it all wrong.

]]> By: Kellie http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/15/vaselineperfect-for-chapped-lips-and-banging-your-mother/#comment-5925 Kellie Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:33:08 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1481#comment-5925 Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.....  Can't stop.  The image will not leave my head.  Blech!  Ew ew ew ew ew ew ewewewewewew!!! Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew…..  Can’t stop.  The image will not leave my head.  Blech!  Ew ew ew ew ew ew ewewewewewew!!!

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