Comments on: This Post is Dedicated to Crissy’s Friend Chris Who Loves Hearing About Edward

By: lucy

lucy — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:08:42 +0000

I just started reading your blog (I lurk on Arjewtino and made my way over here). This is a fun place to be! My take on Twilight is equally sexually frustrated. Quid pro quo, here’s my Twilight rant: http://acommonbook.wordpress.com/2008/07/09/why-grown-ups-shouldnt-read-teen-vampire-love-fiction/

I’ll be back.

By: brookem

brookem — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:28:47 +0000

im well into the book now and agree– i could use a little more action that mere cheekbone brushing that seems to be edward’s MO. give us a little action, for christ’s sake!

By: UrbanVox

UrbanVox — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:28:48 +0000

you should definitely read my wife’s novel!
go on http://www.glowstars.net/50korbust and ask her for the password.
it has vampires, it has 3 generations of magicians and it has fucking!!!!!

By: GYL

GYL — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:05:53 +0000

Agree totally! Although for the ‘chunky style’ bit I had my hands over my ears singing the macarena. THAT’S how gross it was.

By: Megpie

Megpie — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:30:44 +0000

Ya! Really though, Bella is a complete moron and drives me absolutely crazy. I onlly read the books in small doses now. I’m almost to the end of the THIRD book and there is STILL no fucking… only slight little bits of TALKING about fucking…pshh, still waiting…oh and Bella is an annoying, whiny, idiot. Did I say that already?

By: Julie

Julie — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:49:56 +0000

OMG you go where no one else would dare to go. And I still laughed!

By: k8

k8 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:02:02 +0000

So, if he were to feast on day one, that would be it, right? No week long bleeding? He could just get it all in one fell swoop? Bring on the vampire. Seriously.

And I love that I laughed outloud. To myself and my cats. This is why I love you.

By: Maxie

Maxie — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:53:09 +0000

I have definitely giving a nice old bj to a vampire. It’s fine– as long as you don’t let em get off.

That’s the secret.

By: Sara

Sara — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:37:46 +0000

this is the first post of yours that I’ve read and I must say I’m disturbed and will definitely be looking at the movie in a whole new way when see it tomorrow night…

By: Erin

Erin — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:08:21 +0000

I agree with pretty much everything you said about the book but…. if you want the hot sexy sex with bella and edward you have to keep reading. Or just skip straight to the fourth book…..There’s plenty of getting it on there. Not near graphic enough for my tastes but they do imply that it’s pretty er… rough. Bruises and all.