Crissy’s weekend was rather dull and included normal things like a trip to Target for bullshit and answering the door in her pj’s for the grocery delivery guy.
It gets him all hot when he sees Crissy in her mismatched fleece and fuzzy slippers. She doesn’t even have to tip him. He just throws the bags in the door and runs like a bastard.
He must have a lot of deliveries on his route.
On Saturday night we made a birthday video for The Lovely Miss Kiala as it was a birthday surprise request from her husband, Dane, and Crissy thought it was very sweet of him (totally something Edward would do for Bella. Just saying.). A bunch of her blog and real life friends did one too. You should go and wish her a happy birthday. Really. DO IT!!!!
We think our contribution came out rather well actually and can be seen here.
But the outtakes were priceless because in them you see Crissy wrangling some drunks to get her video made.
Mister and Paul were not drunk and behaved like total professionals except for the horrendous outfit (a flight suit and a cousin Eddy hat) Mister insisted on wearing because “it’s the fucking shit, man” and thankfully you cannot see it because the lighting is total crap but the other dudes?
They started drinking at noon. We made the video around 7:00. Need Crissy say more? And Girlfriend thought the music was too loud and so she was clinging to Crissy’s leg and screaming. Thankfully, Michele was home with Alena making cookies and listening to soft music and so Crissy brought Girlfriend out of the chaos and over there for a few minutes because really? Girlfriend does not need to hear all the Motherfuckers and Cocksuckers that were flying around followed by a drunk bending down into her face and slurring “I srry sweehot. I saidabadword.”
She heard enough of that already when Crissy used to cook dinner with a bottle glass of wine and some pills.
Anyhooter, That’s all Crissy has for this lovely Monday morning.
Watch the fucking videos.
- The Royal Bosom and also some cake
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!
- The Big 3-4
- Crissy has the Birthday Anxiety and the only cure is PRESENTS!
- Crissy: Drowing in her own good intentions