And we shall name it Taco.
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Awww…too cute!
For reals?! Your swapping the your birth control pills for tic tacs must have successfully fooled the mister!!
Congrats!
Bangs?!?!? Why didn’t you tell me!
Congratulations!!!
I’m very happy for you!
How are you FEELING?
I think Taco is the perfect name. =)
Does the name Taco have anything to do with your not so hidden desire to finally be a member of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”?
oooh, good one, dingo!
as to how crissy is FEELING, i can answer that:
nauseous.
very, very.
it’s a bit of a drag, and has seriously put a damper on the already sparse frequency of fellatio–apparently my prudish wife doesn’t want to indulge my decades-old fantasy of being puked on while getting blown.
wtf?
w00t, congrats guys!
Congrats!
But go big – name him Nacho.
Woah! Really?
CONGRATS!!
congrats!!!! you really are the hottest mommy blogger. i don’t believe you kept the secret in for that long!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
Congrats! That may be the most awesome 11-second video ever. Very sexy.
Taco is a very good name and it works for both boys and girls.
But stoogepie is a good name, too. Just think about it….
You finally came out!!! Wooooo!!!!
We’re thinking Taco for either boy or girl. If it’s a boy it’ll be Taco Sanchez and if it’s a girl her name will be Taco Belle.
We’re really happy with the name.
But stoogie is right. Maybe Taco Belle Stoogepie Crissy?
Taco Sanchez Stoogepie Crissy?
We have time to think on this.
Congrats!
Taco plus stoogpie makes “Taco Pie”! The perfect baby name.
Delurking to say congrats!!!!! I’m so glad things worked out the way you were hoping!
Yippee!!!! And Mister did not freeze his balls off! No wonder the booze and the pills haven’t been making their appearance on your blog lately.
Is this what makes you want to do it all the time?
Now when did you manage to get pregnant with all of the uninvited guests lurking in your bed?? Despite this mystery, this is wonderful news!!
CONGRATULATIONS!
-SawSaw
Congratulations!!
Boy does that announcement bring back memories.
I have been wondering something and it seems you might have the answer…How is it exactly that babies are made? Thank you in advance…
I think K8 is on to something. When my friend got pregnant, all she wanted to do was hump everything in sight. We should have known! Seems like just yesterday you were having the debate about expanding your family
Congrats!!!
and yes, if you do the math, that DOES mean that her hottest mommy blogger prize pic included a bun in the oven… talk about the real deal
my wife is a trouper. love you, honey!
/sap
Since when do you call me honey?
Wow. After yesterday’s post about the dog and kids and everything, now you pop this one on us.
Congratulations. (I think) And to Mr. Pimp (I hope).
Taco, very good choice.
Wait just a fucking minute.
You told me you’d name it Chris!
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m with JoeInVegas… clearing somebody got one passed the blockers!
Congrats!
CONGRATULATIONS!
It’s like a miracle baby. What with you being a virgin and everything.
No wait, that’s me.
No wait, that’s not me.
The Pimp’s first comment upset me for many reasons.
Noooooo! We were supposed to get pregnant together! Damn Pimp and his fast acting sperm!!!!!
Congrats, Crissy. And way to go, Pimp.
Unless it’s mine. In which case…
Wait, is this a “Yeah, I’m pregnant?” Or a “Ugh, I’m pregnant?”. I think all three of my kids were the latter, except by the third kid it turned into “Fuck, why me?”.
Ben, his comment upset me too. Thank GOD Taco is really yours! You would NEVER say something like that.
Congrats! Congrats! Congrats!!!
Congrats! So exciting. =)
aw congratulations – very pleased for you
After this one you will never have the sex again. If girlfriend isn’t blocking, the other one will be.
Congrats!! So exciting – soon there will be another adorable shoplifter in the world.
@Boobs: It’s somewhere in between there actually. We were considering it and then it happened. It was a surprise.
Does this mean that even as you were asking about whether you should be makin’ a baby, you were making (had successfully made?) a baby? Or did you gather opinions and get right to work?
I’m looking forward to the Barbie re-enactment of explaining the new baby to Girlfriend!
@Rachel M.: you can borrow my husband. He has a perfect record.
@MsDarkstar- It means that whilst we were considering it, it had already happened. Eeekkk! Genius idea about the Barbies.
OMG…DOOCE IS PREGNANT TOO.
That is just a weird coincidence.
Kiala, I think Dooce is just trying to copy Crissy. She’s pissed that Crissy beat her in Hottest Mommy Blogger and so now she’s trying to imitate her to try to steal the 2009 title.
Either that, or Dooce and Crissy are merely the same person writing wildly different blogs.
@ Kiala-No. Fucking. Way.
OMG!!! She’s due June 14th. I’m due June 11th. This is fucked up. I’m frightened.
SHE’S DIABOLICAL!!!!
She’s trying to steal your SOUL.
I got pregnant first so fuck. her.
what can i say? the only logical explanation is that i knocked crissy up so hard i got dooce prego too.
So you really just have to consider having a baby and it happens? I’m SO screwed on my date tonight.
Or not screwed.
And pregnant.
Obviously your cockblockers were not doing that good of a job.
Congrats!
What about Burrito Prince Supreme; yeah that would make a great name.
congrats!
Congratulations!
Congrats!!!!
How about Chimichanga?! That’s a lovely name…
omg crissy!! I’m so happy for you! Congratulations. And that was the cutest video announcement ever. You have to put up a video of girlfriend’s response. I’m sure it’ll be classic.
Girlfriend is going to make an awesome big sister.
Congrats!
Meh.
Everyone is doing it lately.
I would be more impressed if you were like 15months pregnant or storing the foetus in a box.
I blame YouTube. Desensitised me to the wonders of life.
Taco or Tako? The second would be Japanese for octopus.. but then you would have to tell the kidlette that you named it after an anime beastiality situation.. But, hey, your choice!
As to nausea… I recommend ginger. Pickled, sugared, dried, whatnot. Helped my friend immensely. And stay away from 1000 year old eggs. The smell would gag a maggot when you’re preggers.
Mazol tov!
AAAWWWWWWWW….
That’s AWESOME…congrats you two!
Will your Queefs get to find out girl or boy, or will you torture us and make us wait? I see another Barbie re-enactment!
I knew I knew I knew! See, Internets, I keep secrets.
Congratulations!
I’m not a big commenter – but I’m a big reader!
Congratulations! Taco is a beautiful name. Is it a family name?
Damn it. I can’t believe I missed the day of the announcement. Congratulations!! People who have kids as cute as Girlfriend should be legally required to have at least one more.
I think Burrito Prince Supreme is an awesome name.
Congrats!
ahhhhh! congrats lady! sorry im so late to the punch here but i couldn’t be more excited for you guys!
CONGRATS!!! Such exciting news. And Taco is a stunning name.
wooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
congrats girl!!!
And Taco… what a beautiful name!!! hehehehe
Congratulations!