Today is Crissy’s blog’s birthday!!!
That’s right Queefs!
Crissyspage is 1 year old today!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRRRRRTHDAAAYY DEAR CRISSY’S BLO-OG, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
And to celebrate the most important event of 2008, Crissy has made her blog some fat free brownies and then she’s going to take a nap after work because Crissy knows how to fucking party.
The umbrellas in the brownies look like boobies.
So here’s Crissy’s first post ever and it’s practically virgin territory because only Rachel, Crissy’s Mom and Mister have read it before.
Try not to have an orgasm in your work chair.
The clean up is just too much effort for a Monday.
- Saving the planet, one tampon at a time
- The Royal Bosom and also some cake
- Oh Jesus no. Anything but a birthday party.
- Happy Easter Motherfuckers!
- Classy, Sassy, Assy, I Can’t Come Up With a Title For This