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Today is Crissy’s blog’s birthday!!!
That’s right Queefs!
Crissyspage is 1 year old today!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRRRRRTHDAAAYY DEAR CRISSY’S BLO-OG, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
And to celebrate the most important event of 2008, Crissy has made her blog some fat free brownies and then she’s going to take a nap after work because Crissy knows how to fucking party.
The umbrellas in the brownies look like boobies.
tee-hee.
So here’s Crissy’s first post ever and it’s practically virgin territory because only Rachel, Crissy’s Mom and Mister have read it before.
Try not to have an orgasm in your work chair.
The clean up is just too much effort for a Monday.
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November 17th, 2008 at 8:07 AM
Happy birthday Crissys blog!! Oh, and I’m an alcoholic too. I think I come from a whole family of alcoholics. Yep, Thanksgiving is a fun affair at my house. It usually ends with us all singing karaoke christmas songs in the living room after dinner.
November 17th, 2008 at 8:50 AM
Happpppy Birthday Crissy’s blog! I’m going to send you a stripper-gram!
November 17th, 2008 at 8:56 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_17
lots of fun stuff about today…
elizabeth i begins her reign
nixon says “i am not a crook”
your blog is such a scorpio!
November 17th, 2008 at 9:33 AM
Happy birthday!!
And for the record (ahem), I’VE READ THAT POST before today….so THERE……..
Why fat free brownies? This blog deserves the REAL, FULL ON FAT!!!! Just cause it’s so awesome……..
November 17th, 2008 at 9:59 AM
holy crap its been a year already??!!!???
congrats!
November 17th, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Congratulations on your first year!
You need to add pot to the brownies. Makes it a lot easier to get thru the holidays. Herbal brownies go good with Irish coffee, or red wine, or almost any alcoholic beverage.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Happy birthday Crissyspage!
November 17th, 2008 at 10:47 AM
Holy crap! 1 year old…and I love that 1st post.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Happy B-day Crissy’s Blog!!!!
November 17th, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Happy Birthday! May the hilarity continue.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:05 PM
Happy Blog Birthday!
Send me brownies please.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:10 PM
HAPPY BLOG BIRTHDAY MS. CRISSY!!!!
November 17th, 2008 at 12:15 PM
Happy birthday! I didn’t realize you were so young. And thanks to Mr. and company you’ve already appeared here nekkid. (tell what’s on my mind?)
Anyway, happy birthday, don’t let Barbie drink too much or she will fall down.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:32 PM
It’s too late - I came in my chair. I’ll just leave the cleanup until I get home.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Please tell your blog happy birthday for me.
November 17th, 2008 at 1:37 PM
Too late on the work chair.
Happy bloggy birthday!
November 17th, 2008 at 1:49 PM
custodians everywhere will wonder where all the snail trails came from…
November 17th, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Happy blog birthday! Read the Thanksgiving roll call and your family has max entertainment value. Well, for us. Not so much for you. Cheers!
November 17th, 2008 at 2:02 PM
HAPPY BLOG BIRTHDAY!
I love that you made brownies in celebration.
November 17th, 2008 at 2:10 PM
Whee! Happy blog-birthday beautiful!
November 17th, 2008 at 2:13 PM
I dig… I’m most intrigued by the “Unabomber’s” keeping a portable murder kit in his pocket. If no one beats me to it I’m going to build the mini killers on-the-go kit and market them on Craig’s list. If it takes off I’m going got buy the Detroit Lions so I can spend all future Thanksgivings in the Motor City. I hear it’s lovely this time of year…
Happy Blog B-Day as well…
November 17th, 2008 at 2:19 PM
Happy blog b-day! I just had my blog 1 year b-day too. We’re SO old.
November 17th, 2008 at 2:39 PM
I had to do laundry today anyhow, so the chair cover wasn’t a problem to throw in!
Happy Birthday Crissyspage!
November 17th, 2008 at 3:07 PM
Happy Birthday Crissy’s Page!
My blog would like to send your blog a b-day present, but it’s still in its infancy and is busy spitting up on itself.
November 17th, 2008 at 3:23 PM
I long for the day that I can read your blog from beginning to now. Oh how distorted my view of the world will be!
November 17th, 2008 at 3:27 PM
happy b’ dayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
I’m the party pooper! huahuahua!
November 17th, 2008 at 3:31 PM
This birthday doesn’t count since it didn’t alert me on Facebook.
November 17th, 2008 at 3:54 PM
I’m about to have my blog birthday - 2 years old - I cannot believe I’ve been wittering away for as long as I have
Enjoy the brownies!
November 17th, 2008 at 4:46 PM
Happy Birthday Blog! Day-um, girl! Your blog started out hilarious and just hasn’t stopped. You make being the QOFE look so easy.
November 17th, 2008 at 6:14 PM
Oh, Happy Blog Birthday! I commented on the old post.
I’m not smart.
November 17th, 2008 at 8:45 PM
Happy Birthday Crissys Blog.
And it is Tuesday here. And I am too sick to go to work today *cough cough* so I can go ahead and have all the damn orgasms that I want in my lounge chair.
What a way to celebrate.