HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!

Today is Crissy’s blog’s birthday!!!

That’s right Queefs!

Crissyspage is 1 year old today!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRRRRRTHDAAAYY DEAR CRISSY’S BLO-OG, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

And to celebrate the most important event of 2008, Crissy has made her blog some fat free brownies and then she’s going to take a nap after work because Crissy knows how to fucking party.

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The umbrellas in the brownies look like boobies.

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tee-hee.

So here’s Crissy’s first post ever and it’s practically virgin territory because only Rachel, Crissy’s Mom and Mister have read it before.

Read Me Bitches!!!

Try not to have an orgasm in your work chair.

The clean up is just too much effort for a Monday.

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31 comments

  1. Happy birthday Crissys blog!! Oh, and I’m an alcoholic too. I think I come from a whole family of alcoholics. Yep, Thanksgiving is a fun affair at my house. It usually ends with us all singing karaoke christmas songs in the living room after dinner.

  2. Happy birthday!!

    And for the record (ahem), I’VE READ THAT POST before today….so THERE……..

    Why fat free brownies? This blog deserves the REAL, FULL ON FAT!!!! Just cause it’s so awesome……..

  3. Congratulations on your first year!

    You need to add pot to the brownies. Makes it a lot easier to get thru the holidays. Herbal brownies go good with Irish coffee, or red wine, or almost any alcoholic beverage.

  4. Happy birthday! I didn’t realize you were so young. And thanks to Mr. and company you’ve already appeared here nekkid. (tell what’s on my mind?)

    Anyway, happy birthday, don’t let Barbie drink too much or she will fall down.

  5. I dig… I’m most intrigued by the “Unabomber’s” keeping a portable murder kit in his pocket. If no one beats me to it I’m going to build the mini killers on-the-go kit and market them on Craig’s list. If it takes off I’m going got buy the Detroit Lions so I can spend all future Thanksgivings in the Motor City. I hear it’s lovely this time of year…

    Happy Blog B-Day as well…

  6. Happy Birthday Crissys Blog.

    And it is Tuesday here. And I am too sick to go to work today *cough cough* so I can go ahead and have all the damn orgasms that I want in my lounge chair.

    What a way to celebrate.

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