Comments on: The Apple Doth Not Falleth Fareth From The Tree-eth http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/ Queen of Fucking Everything Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:02:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: hall monitor http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/comment-page-1/#comment-5293 hall monitor Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:21:42 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1289#comment-5293 Check out http://detentionslip.org for the website moms hate to love. Check out http://detentionslip.org for the website moms hate to love.

]]> By: morgetron http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/comment-page-1/#comment-5292 morgetron Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:29:31 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1289#comment-5292 You are so fucked. I stole a door knob when I was three. You are so fucked.

I stole a door knob when I was three.

]]> By: Heidi Renée http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/comment-page-1/#comment-5288 Heidi Renée Sat, 15 Nov 2008 02:36:02 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1289#comment-5288 I think your daughter is raiding my trash. I recently threw away my Tony the Tiger pedometer because it was a piece of shit and didn't count all of my steps. She can have it. I think your daughter is raiding my trash. I recently threw away my Tony the Tiger pedometer because it was a piece of shit and didn’t count all of my steps. She can have it.

]]> By: Lynne http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/comment-page-1/#comment-5287 Lynne Sat, 15 Nov 2008 02:22:10 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1289#comment-5287 Being the owner of two teenagers and having spent more than one day in court in 2008 alone, I must admit: you are fucked. You'd be well advised to become friendly with the local 5-0. Being the owner of two teenagers and having spent more than one day in court in 2008 alone, I must admit: you are fucked. You’d be well advised to become friendly with the local 5-0.

]]> By: stoogepie http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/comment-page-1/#comment-5286 stoogepie Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:48:07 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1289#comment-5286 I love Girlfriend. I can teach her some tricks whenever I meet her, like basic sleight-of-hand and misdirection so that you can steal right in front of cameras and how to find and remove security tags from merchandise. Also, even the worst shoplifting buddies can come in handy. For instance, when you rip the Knogo tag off of something, you pass it off to your friend who then leaves the store before you and triggers the alarm. While the rent-a-cops are busy searching her or him, you slip out unnoticed. Of course, he or she hasn't actually stolen anything, so you both make a clean getaway. Did I mention that every now and then I go to the supermarket and eat an entire meal while I'm there? That's fun, too. I love Girlfriend. I can teach her some tricks whenever I meet her, like basic sleight-of-hand and misdirection so that you can steal right in front of cameras and how to find and remove security tags from merchandise.

Also, even the worst shoplifting buddies can come in handy. For instance, when you rip the Knogo tag off of something, you pass it off to your friend who then leaves the store before you and triggers the alarm. While the rent-a-cops are busy searching her or him, you slip out unnoticed. Of course, he or she hasn’t actually stolen anything, so you both make a clean getaway.

Did I mention that every now and then I go to the supermarket and eat an entire meal while I’m there? That’s fun, too.

]]> By: Jamie http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/comment-page-1/#comment-5285 Jamie Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:41:53 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1289#comment-5285 She is too much! She is too much!

]]> By: Lauren http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/comment-page-1/#comment-5284 Lauren Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:36:27 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1289#comment-5284 WOW! You have quite the smart thief on your hands. When she comes home with cars, you know you're in trouble. WOW! You have quite the smart thief on your hands. When she comes home with cars, you know you’re in trouble.

]]> By: Arjewtino http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/comment-page-1/#comment-5283 Arjewtino Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:28:21 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1289#comment-5283 My teenage thieving skills were legendary. I was so good I could stuff a beltful of Twix bars and porn magazines without even my friends realizing. I admire Girlfriend's skills. My teenage thieving skills were legendary. I was so good I could stuff a beltful of Twix bars and porn magazines without even my friends realizing.

I admire Girlfriend’s skills.

]]> By: Megkathleen http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/comment-page-1/#comment-5282 Megkathleen Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:12:17 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1289#comment-5282 Impressive. It's only a matter of time before she follows in your footsteps and is taking vibrators. You must be so proud. Impressive. It’s only a matter of time before she follows in your footsteps and is taking vibrators. You must be so proud.

]]> By: melissa lion http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/comment-page-1/#comment-5281 melissa lion Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:00:13 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1289#comment-5281 She'll make us all proud. She’ll make us all proud.

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