Oh My God Queefs.
Crissy bled money this weekend.
She got her hair did on Friday which was like a millionty hundred monies and then she got a bunch of new Mary Kay products from Rachel (hey Rach! Love the new Pink Shimmer!) and she spent plenty on that stuff too and then as if she hadn’t spent enough money on her head she decided to spend even more on her feet.
So she bought a couple of pairs of shoes too.
Oh, and she bought 3 new bras for her tits.
All super cute.
And then on Sunday all the Crissys went to Target for all the bullshit stuff you go to Target for, only to come out with 10 additional bullshit things that seemed like a good idea at the time.
But Crissy loves places like Target and Wal-Mart at Christmas time because they have so many goofy things that make The Perfect Gift and so what she’s going to do this year like she did last year but none of you read it is go through the aisles and pick out her “Crissyspage Best Christmas Gifts for 2008.”
Here are last year’s picks for those of you who aren’t Mister, Rachel, Lynne, or Crissy’s sister-in-law, Cya, who no longer reads Crissy’s blog. Seems to be the trend of late…
Seriously. Where did everybody go?
It’s just us now.
Mister saw a couple of great stocking stuffers like this:
A vibrating condom.
If anyone has tried this, Crissy would like the full report.
Crissy worries about how technology seems to be invading everything. What’s next? Self inserting tampons? With a buzzer that goes off when it’s time for a change?
Actually, that’s a great idea. Somebody get on that.
And Crissy is wondering what Mister was doing in the condom aisle. Crissy and Mister haven’t used one of those bad boys in 13 years. Crissy worries that it might have something to do with this picture because you know how slutty Chinese transvestites are:
That’s Mister and aznman of comments section fame this past Halloween. This is what the nerds in the Network and Telecommunications department do with their time. If your email is down it’s because they’re dressing up in costumes and playing grab ass in the hallway.
Just so you know.
It’s nut glaze.
Crissy just loves a good glazed nut.