Crissy was awake again last night thinking about all the things she forgot to tell Obama on the phone yesterday and also she was wondering if he would help her out with the Historic Dudes regarding her windows.
“Oh. no. She’s not going to talk about the bullshit with the windows again is she?”
Yes. She so is.
Don’t know what Crissy is talking about?
Seriously people. We’re trying to run a blog here. We can’t be stopping for stragglers.
So the other day, Crissy got a call from the Historical Dudes about whether or not the Crissys will be allowed to get new windows for their house.
The answer turned out to be a big fucking “n.o.”
They will not be allowed to replace the door on the side of their house either. Crissy does not like that door but the Historical Dudes do not care. IT’S NOT EVEN ORIGINAL TO THE FUCKING HOUSE!
They’re just trying to bust Crissy’s balls.
As a result the Crissys will be forced to purchase very, very, super expensive reproductions of their antique windows. They’ll need to be fabricated on-site.
Can you see the dollars literally flying out the windows Queefs?
Weeee! There they go!
So Crissy is plotting revenge on the Historical Dudes. She’ll go along with thier little “recommendations” but once everything is signed, sealed and delivered Crissy is Going To Do Something.
We could always go along with that homoerotic statue idea we’ve discussed a million times but Crissy refuses to just let it fucking die already.
Someone even suggested we make it squirt vanilla ice cream from it’s wee-wee. Crissy thinks we should be able to rig something up.
Or maybe we should park something like this on our front porch?
Any other suggestions? The QOFE needs your help!