Crissy did it Queefs!
By posting that video yesterday she and Girlfriend singlehandedly managed to get Barack Obama elected for President!
Three cheers for CRISSY!
Three cheers for GIRLFRIEND!
AND if that wasn’t enough, she was awake to hear Obama’s speech last night and she cried when his little girls came out to join him on stage.
The QOFE has a tender heart.
That and she did not like his wife’s outfit. It was a travesty.
Crissy’s dad and grandfather are distraught. They think Obama is going to turn us all into socialists. “He’s going to turn us into France or Canada!”
OH MY GOD THE HORROR!!!!
But Crissy worries about him a little bit. He’s never had such power before and Crissy thinks he needs to call her for some advice. He needs a mentor, really.
Learning how to be the QOFE was not easy and Crissy still makes mistakes sometimes. Not that she’ll ever admit it. That’s just not what Queens do. We assign blame and pass the buck:
“It is not Crissy’s fault she had to go out and spend the mortgage money on designer bedding. It is Mister’s fault for spilling coffee on the old stuff thereby forcing Crissy’s hand. What was she supposed to do? Sleep on a stained bed? It’s unheard of!”
Obama. Call Crissy. We’ll talk.
And maybe poor Obama won’t know what to do with all the paparazzi and requests for interviews and the wild monkey sex with interns and the secret service dudes and oh. my. god. the gifts people are sending him!
He’s going to need some help staying grounded like Crissy.
Even though Crissy is QOFE and Hottest Mommy Blogger 2008 she is still Crissy from the Block. She’s still in touch with her Queefs.
She still shaves her twidget several hairs at a time just like everybody else.
She shits rainbows and strawberry ice cream but she never brags about it because she is awesome like that and she doesn’t want to make the Queefs feel bad.
Now if you’ll excuse Crissy she has to go. The Queef line is ringing and she doesn’t want to keep Barack waiting.
There is much to discuss.
- Reason number 876 for thinking Mister somehow caught The Gay.
- New York Welcomes The QOFE, Offers Key to the City.
- The flipping flip fone. Stop yelling at Crissy! She knows how to spell phone she’s just trying to be cute with all the fs and everything.
- A Dog and Pony Christmas
- Tom Green Would Know What To Do.