Comments on: Meet the Press (Girlfriend Edition)

By: Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them. | Crissy

Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them. | Crissy — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:43:58 +0000

[...] Well it happened again on the first day! And to Crissy’s surprise, Girlfriend tells her it’s the THIRD time a boy has done that to her at school. They just don’t always get caught by the teachers because it happens inside the Pirate ship or the private ship, more like. And who is Girlfriend to tell on them? She doesn’t judge. She’s got her own issues. She just points and laughs and continues on with her day which is exactly what Crissy would have her do. Crissy is not the least bit surprised that the boys are showing her their Special Purposes. Crissy has experienced her share of unsolicited wenises her own self, but she just didn’t expect it to start so soon is all. It’s actually pretty funny, but Crissy thinks maybe she’s going to write to Obama and ask if he can mention not doing that in his next speech to the children. Why did everyone get all jacked up about that speech anyway? Crissy is sad Girlfriend didn’t get to see it. She loves her president. [...]

By: Lynne

Lynne — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:01:14 +0000

I don’t know why they bothered with all those stupid debates! This is all anybody needed! Thanks Girlfriend for helping to get Obama elected!!

By: morgetron

morgetron — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 03:39:15 +0000

You’re raising her right sistah!

By: Julz

Julz — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:02:55 +0000

GIRLFRIEND 4 PRES <3 Love that precious lil thang!

By: Essentially Me

Essentially Me — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:45:35 +0000

So cute … and I love that she’s wearing a princess outfit! Fitting since her mom is the queen of fucking everything.

By: Arjewtino

Arjewtino — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:02:45 +0000

This is why I watch Girlfriend’s political coverage first: she boils complex issues down to paper masks and playdough.

By: cew

cew — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:47:39 +0000

This should definitely convince in the “undecided” voters.

i second stoogpie’s comment “Girlfriend is wise far beyond her years.”

By: Denise

Denise — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:47:00 +0000

OMG! That was the best Obama campaign video ev-ar! You should turn that in to The Daily Show. My daughters are voting for Obama too! Rock the Vote!

By: MeaganKate

MeaganKate — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:17:04 +0000

Girlfriend is not only gorgeous but smarter than I was at her age. She is well on her way to a life as a wildly successful business woman. Or a trophy wife. Who knows!

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:56:29 +0000

Girlfriend is wise far beyond her years.

But doesn’t giving out heads of the candidates that you have to color in sort of lend itself to increasing the Brady effect?