Crissy debated about whether or not to post today but she figured what the hell.
There must be some sorry and unfortunate Queefs just like Crissy out there that have to work today so Hi!! Sorry you’re at work today but don’t cry. Crissy is at work today too.
Anywho, for the five of you who will perhaps be around to read this, Crissy had a lovely thanksgiving and when she got on her Wii Fit this morning to weigh herself it pretty much screamed “holy fuck woman! How much did you eat yesterday??”
Apparently, Crissy’s mommy’s green bean casserole made Crissy gain 3lbs in one day. Also, Crissy had 1/2 glass of wine which she nursed all day and she is sure some of that weight is from wine bloat.
YES. IT. IS.
Crissy’s body is not used to the wine anymore and so immediately processed it into fat.
That and the casserole and the chocolate cream pie and the orange blossom pie and the pumpkin pie and the hazlenut cake. And it did not stop her from having the same for breakfast this morning. People are starving out there. Who is Crissy to let a perfectly good chocolate cream pie go to waste?
She’s nobody Queefs. Nobody.
Crissy about had to driven to work on a flat bed this morning.
People thought Sea World was doing an exhibit at the library.
They tried to buy tickets to see the baby whale being born. They were bummed to find that it was really just Crissy getting out of her car in a puddle.
Anyway, here are some pictures:
Crissy’s dining room table:
Crissy standing next to her dining room table.
Crissy would like to say that she is glowing from Taco, but really she’s just thinking about the fucking pathetic 1/2 glass of wine she’s planning on having.
Crissy and her mommy and Girlfriend.
The whole family (Mister’s mama, Mister’s sister with Girlfriend on her shoulders, Mister, duh, Crissy, duh, and Crissy’s mama), minus Mister’s dad, who had a heart attack on Wednesday and is in the hospital but he will be fine Queefs so don’t worry. Also Crissy’s dad and Crissy’s Papa were there but went home by the time this picture was taken.
Mister got a remote control for his camera so now he can take pictures of himself.
Crissy just hopes he remembers to have his pants on.