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The other day Crissy looked out her window to see her friend Michele running by the house. Crissy threw open the window and yelled “run bitch! RUN!!!” at her.
The woman looked up to see Crissy standing in her window in her underpanties and guess what?
Not.
Michele.
Whoopsie.
Thank goodness that the woman looked up at that moment though because the next thing out of Crissy’s mouth was going to be “nice ass!”
Crissy has requested that Michele wear a name tag when she goes jogging from now on.
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October 31st, 2008 at 8:26 AM
I’ve done the same thing, except I had on pants. There is the group of dudes who run in our neighborhood that we’ve met at this summer’s 5K races (my hubby runs). I saw a group of duded running a few weeks ago and one was being all slow behind the others. Thinking this was part of the group we’ve met and that they’d remember meeting me, I hollered “better hurry up” to the slow one. (I thought I was being funny and clever and stuff. Yeah, I wasn’t, but it was like 5:30am!!) Turns out they didn’t know who I was and I didn’t know who the slow guy was after all. I’m such a dork.
October 31st, 2008 at 8:39 AM
Moving to your neighbourhood stat now that I know cat calls will be involved.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:09 AM
if we get egged tonight we’ll know why
October 31st, 2008 at 9:55 AM
One might suggest you change your title to Queen of the Faux Pas.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:34 AM
next time I would say,
“Must be jelly, ’cause jam don’t shake like that!”
just sayin’.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:40 AM
I bet she needed that extra motivation, so really, you did a good thing.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:50 AM
So what you’re really telling us is that you sit around in your underpanties and your husband sits around in his shirt and no underpanties. It really IS clothing optional at your house.
And when I take up running, I want you to drive from spot to spot with encouragement.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Hahhahahaha!!! I want to move next door to you!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Hilarious! Kind of reminds me of myself in college. Not the exhibitionist part. But, I went up to a guy I kinda knew to officially introduce myself. And halfway through my introduction, I realized it wasn’t the same guy. All turned out ok, though, because I ended up dating the new guy. Yeah, I have a way with words.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Nice! hmmm I wonder what that lady’s blog entry today is…. “So I was minding my own business going for a quick job, when some hot chick in her underwear started heckling me from her house. I thought about screaming back, “nice thong!” - but I didn’t want to egg her on….
October 31st, 2008 at 11:44 AM
That alone makes me want to invite you to watch me run my 8K this weekend.
I’m sure many men will be telling the story about how some hot chick was yelling “Run dickweed run!” to them.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:01 PM
And this is why I exercise.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:17 PM
If you notice a lot more people running by your house every morning, it’s because she spread the word among runners and everyone wants to see the goods like she did.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:39 PM
HAHA…
she had to have been doing something bad though.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:46 PM
I’m too lazy to move, so will you move to Seattle instead and yell at me when I run? Pretty please?
October 31st, 2008 at 1:58 PM
Better yet, just move into my house and yell “nice ass” when I get up in the night to pee.
Maybe that will motivate me to want to get up in the morning……….
October 31st, 2008 at 3:19 PM
Were your pants off because of the crotch rot? Because I’m a bit turned on by the thought of you standing pantless in the window — unless it was to alleviate the crotch rot. Then, I’m just disturbed.
October 31st, 2008 at 3:31 PM
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October 31st, 2008 at 4:27 PM
You totally should have yelled it ANYWAY.
October 31st, 2008 at 4:34 PM
Too funny. But you definately should have mooned her, too.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:11 PM
Seriously… that’s great…and I totally think you still shoulda yelled nice ass.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:26 PM
This is one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a long time!
November 1st, 2008 at 9:03 AM
LMAO! Very funny
November 1st, 2008 at 12:14 PM
hahaha! i love it.
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Aw, you know that poor woman is changing her route from now on. Well good, you don’t want her running past your house anyway.
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 PM
That reminds me of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry yells out at Wanda when she’s running, “I’d recognize that ass anywhere!” and she gets all offended . . . she calls him “Assy” and later in the episode when he’s got dirt on his face for some reason she said, “What you been doing, scrounging around lookin’ for asses?”
November 3rd, 2008 at 4:51 PM
Hahahha! That’s AWESOME.