The other day Crissy looked out her window to see her friend Michele running by the house. Crissy threw open the window and yelled “run bitch! RUN!!!” at her.
The woman looked up to see Crissy standing in her window in her underpanties and guess what?
Thank goodness that the woman looked up at that moment though because the next thing out of Crissy’s mouth was going to be “nice ass!”
Crissy has requested that Michele wear a name tag when she goes jogging from now on.
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